Dachshund Pun Names

[FakeMiddleton]

I know of a Dachshund called Samuel L Dachshund, and it cracks me up every time.

In Ted Lasso, there was a cat called Cindy Clawford and possibly a tortoise called Jennifer Slopez.

Can you help me find a similar name for my future male mini Dachshund, please?

Ours is Diesel but I did toy with Slinky Malinky.

I know of one called Saucison (French for sausage- not sure of spelling) and he goes by Saussie, it's v cute

Baxter, Richmond or Saxby, all fine sausages

I met a lab a couple of weeks ago called...

Dog.

I have a feeling the toddler was responsible.

Dachster
Dachstreet Doy all right
Hustler

I know of two dachshunds called Ketchup and Mustard 😁

Colonel Mustard

Helen Dachshundale
TK Dachs
Basement Daxx
Dachsimus Decimus Meridien
Dachsmilian
Dachs Headroom
Dachsine Peake
Daxon

Sig-hund Freud?
Dachs Luther
Dachsimus

I had a dog called Isla as she came from the Isle of Wight.
Deefer - D for dog/Dachshund.

I love that.

Oh, I love this! We've had several spaniels in the past.

I think you have to be of a certain age for it to work.

There was also Eddie (the Beagle) Edwards walked in the same area.