Dachshund Pun Names

[FakeMiddleton]

I know of a Dachshund called Samuel L Dachshund, and it cracks me up every time.

In Ted Lasso, there was a cat called Cindy Clawford and possibly a tortoise called Jennifer Slopez.

Can you help me find a similar name for my future male mini Dachshund, please?

Or Pablo Escobark

Melvyn Wag

Sir Bratt Wurst

My friend has just adopted a boy and called him frankfurter Sinatra , frank for short .

Jimmy Tail

Prince of Tails

Stretch

Janet Dachshund (then you could get more dachshunds and call them Tito, Jermaine, LaToya etc)

Dachsund Pollock

Low Rider

Love that!! 🤣

Elvis (hound dog)

😂

Neville - as in Neville Longbottom 😂

It's a male dog, so maybe Curzon Dax?

Indiana Bones

Lick Jagger

Chewbarka

J K Growling

Benedict Cumberbark

Andy Warhowl

Winston Furchill/Barkchill

Sarah Jessica Barker for a girl dog!

Mine was called Ivy. She got IVDD, it wasn't a fun time and the irony was not lost on me...

I'm also trying to think of an insurance premium related pun...

Sorry, I'm still not over her

On insta there is Jimmy Chipolata. (His sister is Ivy Cumberland)

I like the name and surname idea.

my other favourite sausage name is Dash.

Fab suggestions so far. I like a "full name" so to speak. As mentioned by a PP, its small man syndrome x 1000, so a regal pompous name for a 5kg hound would be hysterical to me.

Ours was a standard so more like 12kg; obviously his full name was Herr Professor Doktor Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck

Arnold Sausagenagger

Dwayne "The wiener" Johnson

Not Dachshunds but we used to regularly meet spaniels called Joe and Pearl in the 80s.
Joe Cocker and Pearl's a springer.

My friends cat is called princess Margaret. She also had one called Elizabeth and their tom was called.....yes you guessed it...Dave.
I always liked the name Heck for a sausage dog as in the brand of ...
Not sure on girls names I'm afraid as I always have boy dogs

Han. As in Solo (so low).

Baron Toulouse, with Bangers for a nickname.

Oh, I feel for you.

It's the saddest thing, and just luck of the draw (genetic screening or not).

My previous mini didn't know how to use stairs (I was that strict), but I used to dog sit another mini and she'd jump off sofas and throw herself around. It's a crapshoot which pups are affected.