Brooklyn 99

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Jake Peralts's Funniest lines

How has nobody mentioned the best part of B99…Boyle! “Texting is the most intimate thing you can do with your lover using your fingers. That and washing their hair.” 😂😂

I love the post office episode when Jake is excited to meet the postal officer ‘Jack Danger.’ Ed Helms plays him and is such a disappointment, he corrects Jake and says “Actually I prefer to go by Jackie. And it’s pronounced Donger. Jackie Donger.” 😂😂

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I know Lynn there are so many cringe Charles quotes. He's hilarious. That's the problem here. Every single character is so well defined apart from Amy. I find her so annoying.

Any moment from any of the Halloween heists. My favourite episodes.

I'm probably way behind in finding this out but some of their spouses made cameos

Omg yes. They're so cleverly thought out. Never can predict the winner although Captain Holt is always the star just because he pretends not to give a fuck

Sorry my post was for Running about Halloween Heists

Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, I don't know your last name baby.🎶

Loving your username
Doug Judy rocks. Also Trudy Judy..

Definitely the Holt Wunch lines. Brilliant.

The Only Way I'm Going To Die Is If You Touch Me With One Of Your Boney Fingers And Drag Me Across The River Styx, You Reaper

But if youre here, who’s guarding hades.

Bella I just snorted wine out of my nose at this.. Wiunch and Holt's face offs are another level of genius. Holt's deadpan delivery 😂😂

When Wunch and Holt are in the interrogation room and Gina and Charles are watching.
Wunch "oh I see you've got an audience for this"
Holt "well who wouldn't wanna watch a man fight a crocodile"

Gets me everytime 😂

I've seen some of this on channel 4 years ago but only in a background kinda way so I'm catching up on the whole series on Netflix 😀

Teamspike captain Holts delivery is just right. Deadpan. Makes it all the funnier 😂

Ahhh love B99. One of my favourites was on the other day, the one where Jake and Charles go on a stakeout and end up annoying the hell out of each other. The huge list of no-nos 😆

So many great lines, this show is just crammed with them.

WTF I know there are so many genius lines. It's hard to choose 😂

When Holt gets upset at Rosa saying ‘bone’ I just crack up…’BONE?!’

Also Holt’s balloon arch ‘vindication!’ line is impeccable.

Every interaction between Holt and Wuntch ‘but if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?’
’I didn’t see you there, Madeline, I thought you were an old leather chair’ are my personal favourites.

At Doug Judy’s funeral when Jake sings
‘Doug Judy
I wish you were alive, Doug Judy
God will give you a high five
Doug Judy’

Also love when Amy chants ‘fraud dog!’ at her colleague’s ‘support dog’

Holt and Wiunch tho,,,, the leather chair, insult absolutely dying here 😂😂😂

Holt: I am not, as the kids say, awake.

Boyle: My cousin Susan didn't know she could sing until she was in her 40s.

I've watched B99 so many times and I only picked up on the Susan Boyle joke last week! So funny.

MORE MASHED POTATO!!!

Gina: I like to enter the kitchen in the morning with vivacity.
At her mother's wedding when talking about the smoke machine.

We love 99.

Yours sincerely,

Captain Raymond Holt

Jake: You slept in your office and you look exactly the same. How?
Captain Holt: What are you about? My hairs a mess.

Looks no different 😂

Sergeant Jeffords: He makes me feel so small!
Captain Holt: Well, who cares what he thinks? You're a police sergeant! You're a grown man!
Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.

The scene where Holt and Boyle were trying to blackmail a senior they'd caught in an affair

"How's your eyebrow pump wife?"
" how about, how's your eyebrow pump?"
"You forgot to say wife"

Giggling at all of these.

The backstreet boys line up is THE best opening to a show ever.

When Holt gets his medal from Wunch "Wunch time is over! Had it both ways. No regrets"