It’s not just a home, but a lifestyle - apparently.

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I'm wondering if of this description of a house wins some sort of prize as being the most vomit inducing?

Nice home though, if you can get past photo number 24...

OMG - I want that house!

It is stunning isn't it but I still can't quite work out what's going on in photo 24. Can you?

If you zoom in on the thing in 24 its bloody terrifying

No wonder they are smug lucky gets

I made that error too

That house seems soulless, no colour and no warmth.

I quite like the hallway and bathroom . The rest needs a good cosmetic makeover

You'd have to lock it never to be opened again I thought it was scary also no idea why

If you look at the virtual tour there’s animal statues all over the house. The dramatic hallway seems a bit out of place with the rest of the house.

I don’t actually like it 😬 I mean that fine of
course as many will love it, but I find quite cold.

As for the description, if I was an estate agent and the sellers wanted to add their own personal paragraph before the description, I imagine I would strongly advise them not to

i want the dog in pic 4

also the estate agent blub is cheesy as fuck

*that’s fine
*find IT

Jeez I shouldn’t be criticising anyone’s paragraph

Utterly cold, couldn't give it to me tbh

Why is pic 24 scary? Bit odd but scary?

Since when can you add a description onto your listing?! How random!

24 made me laugh. Being Whitby it could have been very different.

Fortunately you don't buy the accessories.

That's a pretty special house, to be fair. I see why they feel so passionately about it.

I think they mean the whole surroundings mean you're buying the lifestyle of what the area has to offer.

That is a beautiful hallway.

I can see only one bathroom for all those bedrooms - you'd have to go down two flights of stairs in the middle of the night.

Not enough bathrooms for 7 bedrooms.

It has beautiful bones but I'm not keen on the decor.

Wow that’s cheap! Lovely properly until you get to the kitchen.

I love this place.....!!!!

I’ll have the dog.

picture 24 is odd. I didn’t zoom!

Good grief! I feel anxious just looking at the photos! It's bloody awful.

And the the thing in photo 24 has been stolen from Giles and Mary from Gogglebox