It’s not just a home, but a lifestyle - apparently.

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I'm wondering if of this description of a house wins some sort of prize as being the most vomit inducing?

Nice home though, if you can get past photo number 24...

This is exactly the word I was going to use - soulless!

@YoucancallmeKAREN ·
That house seems soulless, no colour and no warmth.

Yes I thought it was rather cold.

Imagine the gallons of paint it is going to take to put that hallway back to rights. Anyway, anything with the name 'Union' in the name means that's where the workhouse used to be.

The bathrooms are all the blue ones.

I always think that on the F&B Facebook groups when someone swoons over Railings.

“Oh gosh, has it really been twenty six years…” 🤮

I love it especially one of the bedrooms with all the white furniture. Love the bathroom as well. I’ve gone black on white in the bathroom for accessories and love it. Photo 24 weird thing in it.

It is rather elegant and nice inside, though a bit of a lack of colour for me.

Wouldn't pay almost a million £££ for a terraced house either ... Could get a small mansion with multiple acres of land for that. Whitby is nice, but not so special it should cost nearly a million for a 7 bed terraced house.

Here's a few homes that are MUCH better value.

11 bedroom detached house for sale in Mill Lane, Eardiston, WR15 (rightmove.co.uk)

7 bedroom country house for sale in The Blythe, Stafford, ST18 (rightmove.co.uk)

9 bedroom detached house for sale in New Mills Road, Hayfield, High Peak, SK22 (rightmove.co.uk)

7 bedroom detached house for sale in Main Street, Tatenhill, Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire, DE13 (rightmove.co.uk)

4 bedroom detached house for sale in Newlands Lane, Heath Hayes, Cannock, WS12 (rightmove.co.uk)

6 bedroom detached house for sale in "Wayside", Main Road, Betley, CW3 (rightmove.co.uk)

5 bedroom detached house for sale in Station Road, Market Bosworth, CV13 (rightmove.co.uk)

Bet it's freezing in the winter

Inside Number 9...

Do not rate this place at all, the decor is awful and the upwrite is...no comment. It looks cold and unwelcoming, more of a show piece than a home.

I like the bones of the house but agree with a pp, there’s absolutely no personality and the decor needs a big overhaul.

Photo 21 of this one is far scarier...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/125765525#/?channel=RES_BUY

That watery grave cellar is horrific

What is so scary about the fore mentioned photos? Unusual maybe but scary, really?

Oh, the things I would do to that house!

Don't care for all the descriptive nonsense either. Complete waffle.

My friend was asked to write a personal description of her house by the estate agent that would portray it as a nice family place to live. They said they'd show it to interested people. I guess these vendors were asked the same, although sticking it on rightmove seems a bit harsh!

30 photo yet they don’t show all the rooms. I always find houses with rooms decorated in a number of decades and then not decorated odd.

The kitchen is my worst kind of kitchen.

A black hallway doesn't make it stylish! Rest of it is dreadful.

The big front window looks like a penis

Did you zoom in on the bench thing with it's weird face?

Whitby has become a nightmare victim of its own success. It's completely swamped with far too many tourists to cope with its tiny streets. I live a few miles away and you couldn't pay me to live there.

I know the people who own this house. Lovely but quirky people.