I think when it comes to managers its arteta first
Arteta has such a great hair-line. I am mesmerised by him. Am prepared to go into fisticuffs for him...
I like Eddie Howe but don't fancy him that much, and Jürgen Klopp seems lovely but his teeth put me off (a friend shouts "those's aren't your frikkin teeth, Jürgen" whenever he's on TV. (which is a lot on German Sky, he appears to be on all the ads when PL matches are shown)
Used to quite fancy Marco Rose but since he did the dirty on my team he can do one.
Guilty one for me is Edin Terzic at Dortmund (arch rivals)
I used to quite fancy Nico Kovac (in his Frankfurt days) but he hasn't aged well. Or his sojurn to Bayern put me off him. One or both of them)
Players. Urgh. They are all so young. Although if i were a lot bit younger I'd really fancy Yann Sommer (Gladbach's -still- keeper). Really used to fancy Ruud Gullit back in the day, too.