New PM by lunchtime? Who's the WORST candidate you can nominate?

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Can't see Dizzy Lizzy lasting much longer so who's the worst eligible?

inevitably they'll pick the shittiest so at least we can brace...

Mines JRM.

Erm Fabricant obviously

Boris 😂

Penny Mordant

Fabricant is a good one, forgot about him. Bet he could cause bollocks.

Terese Coffey, won't she be deputy anyway or what is the point of her being that

Can't we just have Larry the Cat?

No no we've got to have someone who causes more damage, Larry would do a better job.

If she is not gone by the end of the day I think we should start to open our eyes to the possibility that we have a dictatorship in the form of the Tory party.

Same if they bring Boris back, or actually, even worse, they put Jacob Rees Mog on charge!

The one that insulted Food banks a few months back then... Anderson?

Surely the only realistic choices for the MP's preferences are Rishi, Jeremy H or Boris. Of those, Boris would be a ridiculous choice, Jeremy H is doing an OK job so far as Chancellor.... so it has to be Rishi?

I know there's loads of in-fighting but surely the most pro-Liz supporter must know that if Liz goes (and surely she will do.....) they have to appoint the most broadly sensible option or just call for a GE.

Very hard to concentrate on work with all this in the background!

Suella Braverman.

Nadine Dorries

Coffey
JRM
Sunak

Can't decide tbh- they're all together in their inhumanity and unadulterated greed

Jacob Rees mogg.

Patel.

Another good one. Wonder what exciting policies she'd throw in.

Agree. Or Coffey. Really almost all of them are just fucking awful.

They should give it to Charles Walker.

I keep having daydreams about making up my own political party and who id place as PM, chancellor, foreign secretary, health secretary etc etc 😂😂

Fabricant
Rees-Mogg
Dorries
Starmer

I keep thinking they can't find anybody worse, and somehow they always do. So god knows

Michael Green

Michael gove….

Jeremy Hunt.

I'm Team Larry. He chases foxes and is a consistent presence.

I live in dread of Gove. Fortunately so most of the Conservative party so I doubt he'll be in the frame.