New PM by lunchtime? Who's the WORST candidate you can nominate?

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Can't see Dizzy Lizzy lasting much longer so who's the worst eligible?

inevitably they'll pick the shittiest so at least we can brace...

Theresa May.

Gove
Boris
Rees mogg

Jeremy hunt is out of contest already

@Sooverthemill, prey tell us, who is worst between Dorries and Coffee? I have sex pest Chris Pincher so anyone would be better than him. Would you want to swap if you could?

In no particular order......as they are all odious self serving twunts:

Christopher Chope
Mad Nads
Priti Patel
BoJo
Matt Hancock
Grant Shapps
Suella Braverman
Therese Coffey
Penny Mordaunt
James Cleverly
Michael Fabricant
30p Lee
.......and my abhorrent and obnoxious arse-licker of an MP - Brendan Clarke Smith

The lettuce has won - clearly it should be the lettuce..

I have to agree one of the worst would be Fabricant. Or Pincher. South Staffordshire is so blessed with our MPs 🙄

Clearly, King Charles has been talking to that lettuce: 'Dear, oh dear'.

Suella Braverman
Jacob Rees Mogg
Boris Johnson

This is actually genuinely scary.

There are more unsuitable ones than ones you want! Not that I want any of them! 😕

Braverman. She's an absolute chump. And nasty with it.

Bookies have got Braverman at 50-1 might stick a tenner on.

There's so many but Rees-Mogg has to be top of the list.

Marco Longhi MP was on the BBC just now begging Boris to come back. FML. I think he's taking part in this thread.

I think that tells us all we need to know about Marco Longhi.

Hopefully his constituents will feel the same.

My MP has been keeping his head down

My blood is fast approaching freezing point at that thought!

Badenoch and kwarteng don't seem to have been mentioned so I'll nominate them to add to the list of shame 😨

Crispin Blunt. Mindless idiot backer of every half-witted, vicious piece of Tory extremism, with a massive extra helping of virulent misogyny.

Boris.
No, Jacob Rees mogg.
No, Penny Mordaunt.
No, a boiled ham.

Actually it's Boris.
I vote for the ham

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Daniel Kawczynski. His Wikipedia page reads like a shopping list for a corrupt politician.

Braverman - I've rarely seem someone who is so nakedly cruel
Badenoch
Rees-Mogg
Duncan-Smith
Raab
Patel
Sunak - some pretty nasty colours came out last time in leadership contest
Mordaunt - ditto
Johnson - in no small measure because of the utterly nauseating fuckwittery and sycophancy of his ghastly supporters

I'd vote for ham too over this shambles, and not even hold out for naice ham either. It would go well with that lettuce.

I hadn't expected to be experiencing such a visceral reaction, however. I'm feeling physically quite sick at just the possibility of Boris Johnson coming back as a replacement, and at the sight of his face popping up at the moment on the news again. As with Donald Trump, I'd hoped never to see that man's lying, self-serving, cheating face again.