Last night I had a sex dream...

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...about the chair of my promotion board. Which is happening this afternoon!

I don't know how I'm going to look him in the eye without blushing! I can't stop thinking about it.

Please make me feel better by telling me your tales of woe!

I dreamt I married Phil Mitchell...

Probably worse, but you most likely won't encounter him in real life at least 😆

Same, with another work colleague. I very very very rarely get that kind if dream.i don't know where it came from.

I too don't know how I will look them in the eye

I had a sex dream about my best mates elderly father 😐

You win..

Ps was it any good ?🤪

Last night I dreamt me and DP agreed to a foursome. The man was Stu from Corrie and he really needed a wash. I kept making excuses about going to the toilet or needing a glass of water!!

*You win..

Ps was it any good*

I don't want to talk about it 🙈

I had a quite detailed sex dream about my (adult) son's football coach. He's mid- 20s, I'm friends with his mum and known him since he was 6 And he really isn't my type and I don't find him attractive but he is a nice bloke. Find it hard to talk to him sensibly since then!!

I had a dream that i got into a huge row with my dad because he didn't like the way I was cooking roast potatoes, and he threw them at me ,my Dad is very reserved, and isn't like that at all I woke up irrationally angry with him .

Ive had the sex dreams but luckily not about my boss or head of the promotion board! lol (hope your got the job?!)

Worst thing is waking up and OH asleep next to you and having to ignore the need created by the dream 🙄

I had a really random one about Daniel Radcliffe. I'm much older than him, and don't fancy him in the slightest. At least it wasn't as Harry Potter 😳😳

I once dream cheated on my then H and dreamt I was involved with and got pregnant by Snoop dog.

I also dreamt I slept with a coworker who is 20 years my junior and closer in age to my child than me 😬 couldn’t look at him for ages afterwards 😳

Vivid sex dream about DH’s boss… very awkward whenever we see him!

😂😂😂 sorry shouldn’t laugh but can’t help it.

Last night I had dream after dream after dream about trying to use public toilets that were utterly caked in somebody else's voluminous yellow diarrhoea. Worse, they were all extremely experimental designs of toilet — very high up, tiny central holes, weird shapes, on plinths etc. And mostly in cubicles which didn't really block any view at all, or not in cubicles at all. And the toilet roll I was trying to clean them with in order to use them was also caked in shit. And there were various people around I happened to know from various stages of my life. And I desperately needed a wee.

Give me the sex dream any day.

Thought it was just me😅

At least I managed to find the toilets this time 😒 Usually I end up walking a maze of tiled corridors hoping that each next left turn will reveal a row of loos. Or just lost in a giant multi-storey car park trying to find a stairwell or lifts that will take me somewhere with a ladies'.

I should really thank my brain for not allowing me to find a usable dream loo.

Urgh.

Please can we get back to talking about sex dreams. I had one with Bradley Walsh during lockdown.

Obviously I was watching far too much telly. But, he was really good and I can endorse 👌

In rl it was coming up to my birthday
my dp at the time worked nights so was at work and I was home alone

anyway,I dreamt I heard a noise outside and all of a sudden Donald trump came through my bedroom window,holding a birthday cake

he sang happy birthday to me,put the cake down on dps bedside cabinet and pulled his,um,’little Donald out’ and I went to give him a bj

at the moment I woke up-thank fuck-and burst into tears-it was so real

I was scared to go back to sleep!

I did have another one that Rodney trotter came into my bedroom and I woke up just as we got going

he was oddly hot in the sack…

I mean, I was watching too much telly during lockdown.

I did not watch telly while doing the nasty with Mr Walsh.

Was it Chase Bradley or Who Bradley?

Chase Bradley. He had patter.

Hope he didn't get the giggles…

What are you trying to say, like?

I have had sex dreams about

Mr Tumble
PC Plum
My boss
Ian Beale
Gerry Adams

I also dream of sex In weird places like up a tree! And im also naked in public a lot in my dreams!