Last night I had a sex dream...

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...about the chair of my promotion board. Which is happening this afternoon!

I don't know how I'm going to look him in the eye without blushing! I can't stop thinking about it.

Please make me feel better by telling me your tales of woe!

I had one about a very uptight and pious fellow student, it was amazing but then I couldn’t look him in the eye for 3 years.

But even worse was my boyfriend at the time’s MUM! I didn’t even like her and I’m straight. So embarrassing.

I too have those toilet dreams - nasty awkward toilets, toilet doors that won’t shut, or they don’t have doors, or they’re filthy, or I can’t find them. It’s your brain telling you you can’t have a wee because you’re asleep.

I had a dream I was married to Ed Sheehan, it was all going well until I realised I had to shag him, it just felt so wrong. I loved Ed but not in the right way, we ended up parting ways sadly.

I once had a torrid dream affair with Jason Orange and was the reason Take That split up.

I had a vivid sex dream about my bumbling, mad scientist lookalike GP.
I've never been able to get through an appt with him since without feeling embarrassed!

N/c for this as I've told friends who are on here 😁

I had a sex dream about Michael Portillo. Thankfully I woke up before he got to the vinegar strokes but good lord I felt sullied for days. Appalling.

I've also had sex dreams about colleagues but not about my current lot. I don't fancy any of them so it would be quite disturbing if they turned up naked in a dream.

Absolutely creasing at this

They were meant to be grins, not bottles!

When I was a lot younger had a sex dream about a colleague who I liked, but had never thought about in 'that way'. Well I did after that, and we were both single at the time so....

We weren't remotely right for each other, but it was fun while it lasted!

I had one about Frankie Cocozza, about ten years after he was famous. Spent much of the next day scratching my head and googling until his name came back to me! It was very much “the ick” too.. the whole thing

All of my sex dreams are stopped before they start by dream-me telling the usually very attractive random bloke "Sorry, I'm married"

I think dream you needs a slap 🤣

I had a sex dream about an old prime minister of Australia, John Howard. WTF?!?!

Unfortunately I have far more toilet dreams than sex dreams but one memorable one was with Swiss Tony. Sometimes I watch old episodes to get in the mood. 😂

When I was about 15 I had a sex dream about Jim Davidson. It (almost) put me off sex for life.

When I was with my ex-H I had a sex dream about a tubby bald older man with a white van, who was lovely to me. I'm now dating a tubby bald older man with a white van! (Who is also lovely to me and very good in bed. )

I have had sex dreams about Nigel Farage, Laurence Fox and my children's head teacher ( who is not as horrible as the other two but still bleurgh.) I remember being digusted with myself even in the dream. I was pregnant during the Farage dream and new born DD did have a Farage look about her ( gummy, windy milk drunk look) which freaked me out a little at the time.

The worst sex dream i had was Paddy and Rhona from Emmerdale.
Im still traumatised.

@Whatwouldscullydo I know!

Not that this will help...but I had a dream about a colleague once and the only thing that really helped was when we finally slept together...we get married next year 😂

Dream me considers this but carries on anyway and wakes feeling guilty! I would rather dream me wasn't married and could actually enjoy herself.

Dreamed about a colleague the other night, I definitely don't fancy him (though his brain is brilliant) but I did struggle to work with him the next day. I only have 2 male colleagues, the other I already had a dream about (though we only kissed, thankfully) and he's old enough to be my father. I'm very glad I work in female dominated industry or this would get really distracting.