Last night I had a sex dream...

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...about the chair of my promotion board. Which is happening this afternoon!

I don't know how I'm going to look him in the eye without blushing! I can't stop thinking about it.

Please make me feel better by telling me your tales of woe!

Anyway he did not. That would be a shit sex dream story. "I dreamt I had sex with Bradley Walsh and he laughed at me" is a sentence that would depress the listener.

I didn't mean laughing at you 🤣 It was a reference to the way he breaks down in giggles at sexual innuendos in questions on The Chase.

LOL no he was focused.

I had one about a colleague I absolutely loathed. He was great in the dream and after it, the whole time I worked with him, I retained a residual flicker of attraction even tho he was the opposite of my type.....

Perhaps this will happen to you OP!

Usually when I have sex dreams it's about someone I have or would do IRL. Or a completely anonymous (group of) strangers (at least as far as RL goes.)

Dear subconscious, please keep it this way. I don't need traumatising sex dreams.

I had a fantastic sex dream about a guy I’ve vaguely ‘known’ through Facebook for a few years. We occasionally message about a shared hobby.but have never met as I got back with my ex shortly after we ‘met’.

I sent him a message saying I’d had an interesting dream about him and we’re now meeting up He framed me as his “one that got away” and seems genuinely keen, I’m baffled and keeping my hopes low/realistic.

He’s ten years younger than me and very beautiful (not my type at all, I usually go for Shrek-allies)

I’m slightly terrified but glad the dream spurred me on to reach out as I haven’t had sex for months since I split with xp! At the very least we’ll have a laugh and maybe a kiss. If all goes well, I’m hoping it’s as good in real life.

I also had a couple of crap dreams about work and so have handed in my notice - I’m thinking maybe I put too much trust in my dreams for life guidance 😂

Not a sex dream but when years ago I had a really romantic dream about Will Mellor, we were walking through a shopping centre all loved up. When I woke up I felt some disappointment that it was only a dream. Random.

Also once had a dream that I was watching Ewan McGregor shag someone on the pavement. Not me sadly.

years ago I had a very intense dream about my then female boss, it was one of those dreams that sticks with you for hours after too. so I was still quite flushed and errr... turned on when I went to work I could have easily have carried on the dream when i saw her! it was mortifying and must have been written all over my face, because the first thing she said to me was, is something up? you looked funny at me? 😱

thing is she is/was a horrible person that I really didn't like and I've never been turned on by the same sex either.

I avoided her the rest of the day until it passed, then buried the whole memory and never thought of it again. (until now)

I had these rare sex dreams about work colleagues too which forced me to look at them a certain way (short term) not due to the interactions IRL but because of the dreams that showed a wonderful possibility of pleasure with them. It was a torture to forget all that and focus on work :). Wonder why the brain tricks us into it.

Usually the same ex in my sex dreams. Great way to connect 😀

I have that kind of dream and then wake up desperate for a wee.

Yes! This is what happens to me if i really dislike a man at work. I have a sex dream about them 😳sometimes even in the sex dream I find them repulsive and don't know why I'm there.

In one i was being forced to marry my boss who i hated.

In another one, irl the colleague was rather rotund, but in the dream he was super buff! Very confusing.

I'm not sure why our subconsciouses do this

I usually have disturbing sex dreams but the other night I dreamt I was about to do it with Jensen Ackles but my Dad turned up to do some DIY and cock blocked me. It was very frustrating!

One of my weirdest was Terry Wogan. He was very kind.

@ClumpingBambooIsALie I often dream about toilets.

I can't find them, there's no cubicle door, ones just completely open to the public, and last night the one I found was overflowing.

Going to New York for the first time I was a bit delirious with lack of sleep so the American thing for massive gaps round cubicle doors was really disconcerting.

In 2007 I took a controlled drug (Champix) to help me stop smoking. Back then it was still in clinical trials and came with a load of warnings about side effects.

Never in my life have I had x-rated dreams like I did on that drug. One night I dreamed I was having bumsex with Richard Hammond off Top Gear. 15 years later I still blush if I see him on the telly.

Not touched a single cigarette since!

Don't worry. He didn't have the same dream. 🤣

I have only had one sex dream in my life about a bit part actor in a comedy series! Really vivid, really filthy, really good!

Because it was so unusual I came in to work a bit flustered and told everyone about it.

The bit part actor is now a very famous comedian/actor in his own right and does every single show he makes at my place of work!! I see him regularly, can’t speak to him without turning pink and stammering and the worst thing is - EVERYONE KNOWS WHY!!!

James Spader as Raymond Reddington . My word he's good .
Jason Isaacs. As himself. Good but Ray Reddington really has skills.

😊😊

I have regular dreams related to toilet mishaps - no doors on them, or shit everywhere...horrible.

However, I had a sex dream about my brother once. 😱

Actually yes, I'd rather any number of insalubrious public convenience nightmares than a sex dream about my brother.

I once dream cheated on my then H and dreamt I was involved with and got pregnant by Snoop dog.

^

Hahaha

And 'little Donald'

My last sex dream was about Alex from Grey’s Anatomy so I quite enjoyed that one!

I'm sorry just had to tell you that I was just coming out of this thread, pressed back on my browser just as I caught a glimpse of your post and was compelled to come back on 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's some funny shit.

Not a sex dream per se but I had a dream about a work client where I went to shake his hand and somehow ended up cupping his penis which was hanging out of his trousers for some reason.

For ages I was really paranoid that maybe it hadn’t really been a dream and it had actually happened. I wasn’t remotely attracted to him either.