Your must haves in a guy

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Just for fun

The chance of finding a decent would be a fine thing.

Big willy and big wallet

Now in my 50s;
Likes sex a lot
Is interested in art, history and music
Has had children (but ideally they've grown up)
Has an income and pays their own bills
Is pleasant to and about his ex partner(s)

That'll do me.

Reasonable level of intelligence, reasonable overlap with my tastes and interests, compatible sense of humour and outlook, a kind and decent person.

Bigger thighs than mine, doesn't wear skinny jeans

Twinkle in his eye; nice to talk to; a large amount of get-up-and-go; good at fixing stuff and building stuff (otherwise what's the point).

Relaxed, easy going, good humoured and intelligent.
I much prefer intelligence to good looks... though of course I wouldn't say no to both!

Tall, 6' 2 at least
Good looking
Slim but strong
Nice clothes
And loves a laugh (the crude the better!)

Tall
Muscles (lots of)
Good job
Plenty money
Nice family
Pulls weight at home
Handy at most things!
Good in bed
Patient
Kind
Funny
Loving

I own my own home and car. Work full time and pay my own way. I don't wear skinny jeans. That'll have to do. Oh, I'm also a trainee pianist.

Looks like he could win in a fight but would never start one

Not a dick.

The ability to plaster a wall.
My husband ( much like and respected under normal circumstances) won't leave and cannot plaster.
If a competent plasterer came calling I'd have to lock DH in a cupboard for a couple of days. To be fair, we need a free plasterer so badly he'd probably agree to it !

Likes dogs and not allergic (must be willing to share a home with a dog at all times).
Makes me laugh.
Not too needy.
No kids.

Good at listening. Secure in masculinity and sense of self. Mature. Kind.

Clever
nice person
good sense of humour
large willy

Same height as me or taller
Own car
Loves all animals especially cats
Kind, empathic, patient and compassionate
Sense of humour
Positive attitude
No major political leanings, e.g. extreme left or right.
Ideally takes an interest in keeping fit
Likes to travel and explore new places
Likes lazy days as well as more active days
Not a couch potato
Likes wine and books and cats
Does his/her share of housework
Understands my need for space and me time

Too much to ask, right?🙄

Funny, more than anything they HAVE to have an amazing sense of humour. Dark, crude, sarcastic sense of humour is best. It's what gets us through the harder times.

Kind, decent. Likes a good meal out or a night in. Considerate. Good work ethic, strong family values. Sense of humour and unflappable easy going nature. Strong but open to talking about how they feel.
Looks wise, think Viking. Tall, big built. Hairy. Beard. Gorgeous eyes and sexy arms.

Obviously you lot can't have him, because he is all mine! 😂

One with an absolutely massive…

selection of tupperware.

Nice teeth
Neat bottom
Makes me laugh
Good kisser.

Employed, but wouldn’t mind if they were a student either, be hypocritical of me if I did considering I didn’t do a degree till my 30s.

No kids of their own and doesn’t want any.

Grasps the fact that my DCs don’t want nor need a “Dad”, they’ve got a good one, thanks.

No addiction issues.

Busy - because I am too, and the last man I dated (pre Covid), only worked part time, had no hobbies etc, was needy beyond belief and the second time he pitched a fit about me not responding fast enough was the last because I stopped seeing him.

For the love of fuck, they have to be pro choice. Because on the off chance my sterilisation fails, I will not be continuing a pregnancy. It’s also a decent indicator for how they view women.

Not particularly fussed about physical appearance; my 3 serious relationships couldn’t have looked more different if they tried.

Good sense of humour - or at least similar to mine
Makes an effort to get on with my DD
Likes dogs & other animals
Nice eyes
Likes me as much as I like him
Likes to watch similar things & films, and we have similar interests in how we spend our free time
Someone I love to spend time with and can just 'be me' with

Dream bloke not going to happen Brenner look alike taller than 6ft 3
kind
rich
loves medical history social history
no sport
no rockers
doesn’t drink doesn’t smoke
Good in bed (year right) dream on.

My husband is literally my dream man I’m so lucky!

Tall
Young cheeky face
Heroin chic
loads of tattoos
Evil sense of humour
So so so affectionate and treats me like an absolute queen
Knows how to do diy and fix cars
Is a chef
A wonderful dad
Thoughtful and romantic
Just an absolute joy to be around

and a big ol donkey dick.