Is this what women over 45 look like?

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I’m turning 44 later this month. Is this what I’ve got to look forward to a year from now. I’m particularly disturbed by the cane.

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That's hilarious. Made me laugh. Thanks for sharing 😂

This just cracked me up I can’t stop laughing 😂

I'm in the 55-60 bracket and don't posses any polka dot items of clothing. I do have a beret though so will continue to be mutton dressed as lamb. 😅

I like that after 65 the man gets to put on a t-shirt. The 40+ men are totes realistic.

Christ above ! Who produced that drivel?

I'm 59, I run a busy marketing department, have a ds in his early teens, I run 5k or 10k twice a week and practice karate.

They seem to be about 30 years out of kilter.

Christ almighty, what a load of cobblers.

Other than that, I'm lost for words...

FFS is that me in 2.5 years?! Weird to think l only last got ID’d 4 years ago -l have gone right down hill clearly!!!

God that is hilarious and depressing at the same time! The men's version as well, where they are all ripped until 65 where he finally has the decency to at least put a shirt on!

Misogyny really is alive and well isn't it?

Do you think we automatically get the cat issued to us at 65, like a bus pass?

Blimey, I'm 60.

Well, there's two things I need to do then. One, throw away all my nice clothes, and two, cancel that hour's dance class I do every week.

I would like to swap my cat for a dog please. I don’t tend to get on with cats and our road is too busy.

However, by the time I reach the age of 65 I think I’ll be ready for a terrier with an attitude problem that I can treat as my ickle baby as it savages all and sundry… 😂

I'll have to show this to my 81 year old MiL, who looks about 15 years younger than she is and has never looked remotely like any of those pictures. A few years ago, a friend met her and asked if she was OH's sister. Told MiL and she was thrilled!

@Spudlet and you can conceal your terrier in the alarming housecoat you also get issued!

Perfect!

Why doesn’t my DH (50) look like the 45-65 graphic? I clearly need to trade him in, he must be a defective model. 🤣🤣

Thank feck I'm 56 next year and can ditch the beret. It's been a very hot summer for my poor bonce. Looking forward to wearing a small sprig of foliage in my hair instead.

OMG I obviously look amazing for 47! OH though unfortunately just isn't measuring up to the man pics. Good to know I should factor in rest days though.

Walking is a kink now?

I think Jo Brand looks pretty good in that beret.

I’d missed that. I’m Muttley laughing now.

EASE IN!

I’m excited for my post-retirement handbag dog tbh.

Are they trying to be inclusive by depicting someone who uses mobility aids? (Trying to scratch round for alternative explanations as my 40s loom…)

Loving the backless leather gloves and Dame Edna glasses combo for my age group

Perhaps not a walking stick but a stick with which to beat suitors and other men off?

Omg I can't stop laughing at this. Why the fuck has the 45 year old got a cane?! Im 45 the bastards!!!

I turned 50 last month and at midnight on my birthday a beret appeared and fastened itself to my head.