Do you have a hot neighbour?

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Unfortunately my street is not festooned with hunky men but I do have one neighbour who might qualify as hot, he's in his 50's but compared to most guys on the street so bloody fit! Quite muscular, lean and suntanned as I think he works outside, plus he still has all his hair and he seems like a nice man. He's also quite a lot older than me and married so I restrict myself to a quick ogle through the blinds and the odd hello!

I think its that I'm not working from home I'm starved for visual stimulation of the masculine variety, so tell me any of you lot have a sexy neighbour who brightens your day?

That should be I'm not working in the office and working from home!

Yes he’s 31/32 and genuinely looks like a younger version of my DH he also works out in his garden!

Mine looks like a gnome without the beard

Hell no!! Mid 60s, long greasy hair and moobs 🤮 goes top less all summer

Oh dear that doesn't sound good at all!

No sadly

@forlornlorna1 Is he hot with the beard? I'm quite partial to a bit of facial fur!

@ClassSize2022 Now he does sound hot!

Ha ha, I'm too old for this thread. My first thought was "no, he'll have his air conditioning on."

Haha oh well, I think my hormones must be in overdrive then!

We used to, he moved ☹️

Unfortunately not… apart from one other couple a year older than myself and DP, we are the youngest by at least 30 years

@SpaceJam33 Ah thats too bad! I do remind myself if my ogling ever turns to lust that my neighbour will be a pensioner soon, not that a pensioner can't be hot (Bill Pullman anyone?)

A man with an air conditioned house? Now that is attractive, at the moment. 😂

I do! Such a lovely chap too - offered to fix my broken car reg which I had sellotaped back on. (DH did not offer. Thin ice DH).

I wish!

Yes tennis coach mid 30’s in does running sprints up the steep hill and in hot weather takes his top off. Looks a tad like Calvin Harris! Nice distraction while WFH

Ooh la la

I am the hot neighbour

Oooh, he could be a tree surgeon or something equally as hot!

Ah the old work from home boredom / roving eye strikes again! Sounds very nice though!

No. We're surrounded by pensioners (however we're over 60 and in an apartment complex, so can't complain). I had high hopes for the gardeners but I think they're even older than me. Life can be disappointing.

I love this image.

no hot neighbours for me either

Well I like to think I'm the street femme fatale but then I catch sight of myself in the mirror with my old trackies and grey t-shirt with holes in the arm pit on and an empty monster munch packet sticking out my pocket and my illusion shatters!

One side is the same age as my son so that would be WRONG!
The other is a lovely fella and a great neighbour but he doesn't light my fire.

Yeah I think he is something like a tree surgeon of maybe a forest ranger 🥵