Do you have a hot neighbour?

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Unfortunately my street is not festooned with hunky men but I do have one neighbour who might qualify as hot, he's in his 50's but compared to most guys on the street so bloody fit! Quite muscular, lean and suntanned as I think he works outside, plus he still has all his hair and he seems like a nice man. He's also quite a lot older than me and married so I restrict myself to a quick ogle through the blinds and the odd hello!

I think its that I'm not working from home I'm starved for visual stimulation of the masculine variety, so tell me any of you lot have a sexy neighbour who brightens your day?

Yes, we have a sexy architect who does triathlons and looks wonderful in either suits or running gear.

DH said 'our neighbours do' lol
But no hot men. Only 1 ndn and a lady opposite. Further down the street is all older people.

Yes I had some work done on my house and my side neighbour recommended the guys to neighbours across the street. I had met the wife not the man. He came over to get their contact details and I could barely get my brain to function he was gorgeous! 50s and not particularly muscular or anything but he had a knockout smile. Sigh.

My NDN is apparently hot judging by the stream of young women that turn up at his door every weekend. Usually to be heard having a drunken argument afterwards outside at 3 am. I don't understand it, although he is muscly he looks like a potato and sounds like Zippy from Rainbow. It is a mystery to me. 🤔

We do. Our neighbour a few doors down is a fashion model, and she’s also absolutely lovely.

My poor husband really can’t work out how to deal with her.

Hell no man upstairs was out the other day shirtless going to the car and wish I could unsee it and then out in his robe another day. Lovely couple as they are I do not want to see his big belly, can't unsee it. Is no one around here half decent at all.

No hot neighbours here. There is a bloke who fancies himself as the hot neighbour. He has the cockney style walk that makes it look like he has velcro pants around his pubes so he has to walk in a stiff way 🤣

My Mum’s neighbour, The Twat in the Hat also thinks he is hot: he wears beanie hat in all weathers. Very weird.

Nope, not even vaguely hot.
Im pretty sure one neighbour is my DP's future self though. Not looking forward to that 😄