Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

Original poster

Do you have a hot neighbour?

58 replies

brookslibris · 13/07/2022 20:56

Unfortunately my street is not festooned with hunky men but I do have one neighbour who might qualify as hot, he's in his 50's but compared to most guys on the street so bloody fit! Quite muscular, lean and suntanned as I think he works outside, plus he still has all his hair and he seems like a nice man. He's also quite a lot older than me and married so I restrict myself to a quick ogle through the blinds and the odd hello!

I think its that I'm not working from home I'm starved for visual stimulation of the masculine variety, so tell me any of you lot have a sexy neighbour who brightens your day?

OP posts:
thetombliboo · 13/07/2022 21:21

brookslibris GrinGrin

theviewfrommywindow · 13/07/2022 21:24

That's exceptional neighbour skills! 🔥

FuckingHateRats · 13/07/2022 21:24

Our garden neighbour (In the parallel street but our gardens back onto each other) is hot. He is Italian and a fireman.

He is also very good at cutting his grass and watering the plants, which made my husband quite competitive during lockdown. He'd jump out of bed early morning if he heard Hot Neighbour being busy in his garden, so that he could also be busy in ours!

theviewfrommywindow · 13/07/2022 21:24

FuckingHateRats · 13/07/2022 21:24

Our garden neighbour (In the parallel street but our gardens back onto each other) is hot. He is Italian and a fireman.

He is also very good at cutting his grass and watering the plants, which made my husband quite competitive during lockdown. He'd jump out of bed early morning if he heard Hot Neighbour being busy in his garden, so that he could also be busy in ours!

Haha! That's great 😂

Original poster
brookslibris · 13/07/2022 21:25

@FuckingHateRats Nothing like a bit of healthy competition to keep them on their toes!

OP posts:
jade308 · 13/07/2022 21:26

@Georgeskitchen you must live by my FIL, he is that man

I have 4 male neighbours, none of which are hot, wonder if DP is actually the hot neighbour

theviewfrommywindow · 13/07/2022 21:26

brookslibris · 13/07/2022 21:25

@FuckingHateRats Nothing like a bit of healthy competition to keep them on their toes!

Couldn't agree more!

Laliga518 · 13/07/2022 21:29

Nope mine is nearly 60 with a ponytail 🤮

marmitecake · 13/07/2022 21:30

Quite muscular, lean and suntanned as I think he works outside, plus he still has all his hair and he seems like a nice man.

Does he have his own teeth?

(No hot neighbour/s)

Original poster
brookslibris · 13/07/2022 21:33

@marmitecake I haven't had the pleasure of inspecting his teeth or tonsils yet and never will so I'll just imagine he has perfect teeth and fragrant breath!

OP posts:
Shitscared123 · 13/07/2022 21:37

Yes, a very hot man lives two doors away. He moved in a couple of years ago. When I first saw him, I was sat in my car and he was staring at me, tool box in hand. I must admit I was looking pretty hot that day. Anyway, I see him peeking at me from time to time. I don’t acknowledge him as he’s married with two kids.

theviewfrommywindow · 13/07/2022 21:38

brookslibris · 13/07/2022 21:33

@marmitecake I haven't had the pleasure of inspecting his teeth or tonsils yet and never will so I'll just imagine he has perfect teeth and fragrant breath!

Ooooh, the use of 'yet' and 'never will' are very contradictory 😀

LimesandClementines · 13/07/2022 21:40

Yes next door but two is good looking, never spoken more than the odd hello, but he is a car sales man and I cannot stand them so that would put me off him!

Original poster
brookslibris · 13/07/2022 21:41

@theviewfrommywindow You never know I might have to take up a spot of guerrilla dentistry after the collapse of civilisation!

OP posts:
TokyoTen · 13/07/2022 21:42

Our neigbour is very obviously always hot. Because whatever the weather, including winter, he runs about in tiny tight boxers with a short silk dressing gown that's always open! Me and DH joke about it every time he does it which is frequently! I know that's not what you mean though!!

theviewfrommywindow · 13/07/2022 21:43

Haha! This time next year, we’ll be millionaires!

Titsflyingsouth · 13/07/2022 21:46

Yep. Next door but one. Am happily married so no intention of doing anything other than enjoying the view. Grin

imnotthatkindofmum · 13/07/2022 21:54

No. Can't think of one. Next door is a narcissistic twat who thinks he's the best at everything.

The other side only talks in a shout (he's not actually shouting just having normal conversation in a shouty voice- well I assume it's normal, I don't understand the language but he's not aggressive just loud!) and has quite a squeaky voice. Nice guy though but his kids are irritating.

There's a lot of identikit dads round here, all far too clean shaven for me. They play a lot of golf. Yawn.

My DH is a bearded metaller biker so maybe that explains why the others are not to my taste?!

Crazylifewithlabs · 13/07/2022 21:58

@brookslibris admire from a far! Same age, but ongoing divorce means zero interest, but the girls at work loved the banter!

Original poster
brookslibris · 13/07/2022 22:03

@Crazylifewithlabs Sometimes I think admiring from a far is the best option!

OP posts:
Carrieonmywaywardsun · 13/07/2022 22:05

No but my milk man looks like Henry Cavill! DH fancies him too so we both respectfully ogle

Original poster
brookslibris · 13/07/2022 22:09

@Carrieonmywaywardsun Ooh Henry Cavill, very nice I remember eyeing him up in the Tudors years ago! How early do you have to get up to ogle your milk man!

OP posts:
Jalisco · 13/07/2022 22:18

Just waiting for the reaction to the thread started by men comparing their opinions on the attributes of the women around them.

Carrieonmywaywardsun · 13/07/2022 22:39

brookslibris · 13/07/2022 22:09

@Carrieonmywaywardsun Ooh Henry Cavill, very nice I remember eyeing him up in the Tudors years ago! How early do you have to get up to ogle your milk man!

We hear him pull up on the driveway at 6am ish and sometimes peak out the window... we go back to sleep after so it's worth it hehe

Staters · 13/07/2022 23:56

Ooooh yes. Young guy maybe mid 20’s lives directly opposite me. Found out what he does for a living during Covid when one day about 7 woman turned up outside in gym gear and he did a fitness class on his front lawn. This went on during the entire lockdown when the weather was good. Holy moly it was like those Diet Coke adverts when he took his top off 😂