Will YOU give Boris a home?

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He didn’t have one when he went into Number 10, where will he go now?

He'll rent one, obvs.

It’s not like he is on the breadline unlike many people who are now homeless and unable to afford to rent anywhere

I've got a leaky playhouse at the bottom of the garden. I could let him have that.

He’s doing a world tour of all the residences of criminal politicians and business owners across the world finishing up with a stint in Mar-a-Lago as he and Trump plan Don’s comeback.

No, I couldn't trust him not to outstay his welcome. He has form.

Yes - there's a perfectly acceptable hotel in Rwanda with lots of vacancies, I believe.

Only £150k playhouses will do.

I have a spare dog crate.

But on second thoughts I wouldn't want my dog picking up on his bad habits.

I have a fridge he can hide in

No.

Actually, now it's warm weather everyone should be checking their fridges as a matter of course to make sure Boris isn't hiding in there. It's actually a massive issue.

When he left the foreign office he wouldn't move out. They'll probably have to get the bailiffs in to get him out! Looking forward to seeing him on can't pay we'll take it away!

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I'm really worried now...if I just removed the selection of French cheeses from Waitrose will I be ok?

They have a £1.2 million house in Camberwell. They can go there. And hire a venue for their gopping wedding bash on 30 July, rather than holding it at taxpayers’ expense at Chequers. He’s so seedy.

They own a 4 bed place.

It's rented out but they have somewhere they can move to eventually.

Loving the idea of a Rwandan hotel whilst they wait though 🤣

He'll have to move in fast before Trump gets indicted.

He’ll do the after dinner/directorship circuit that they all fucking do. He didn’t want to cling on to power so fucking desperately because it pays well (for twats like him, it doesn’t actually), like Blair/Bliar and Clegg before him, it’s just about the future brand. Cunts, the lot of them

I’m thinking a summer in Rwanda to gather his thoughts and plan his next con move

The people of Rwanda have done nothing to deserve that. In fact……….
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I'd happily offer him a room in Wormwood Scrubs or Strangeways, whilst he awaits trial for the various charges he should face.

No. He’s leeched enough. He can f right off.

He'd need a reference for rental 😂 is he honest and trust worthy.
He can live in my shed for a fee

He isn’t that wealthy though, is he? He has a lot of outgoings (… and couldn’t make much money in office).

That’s why Daylesford had to sponsor his diet.

Didn’t he get a donor to build him a treehouse?