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Will YOU give Boris a home?

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Slamflunk · 07/07/2022 18:39

He didn’t have one when he went into Number 10, where will he go now?

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Dreikanter · 07/07/2022 23:57

WaitroseWoman · 07/07/2022 23:13

It is rumoured that he was neutered recently rather than going in for a sinus op. Either Carrie doesn't want any more children or she doesn't want him to have them with anyone else such as hairdressers, allegedly

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Hairdresser? If he’s now boffing the hairdresser then it might explain his particularly shit hair (I always thought it was Mrs Johnson in the Library with the Garden Shears to create that level of shitness).

What happened to the boffed violinist?

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Slamflunk · 08/07/2022 10:38

He is nothing if not consistent.

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