Will YOU give Boris a home?

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He didn’t have one when he went into Number 10, where will he go now?

The Blackpool waxwork thing has made my day

Will it be like Assange, when the Ecuadorean embassy fireman lifted him out. Same hair.

Assange had smeared poo on the walls. It was the final straw.

That would make superb reality television.

He is very welcome to come and stay with me. I have covid, I'm kind and like to share.

He will leech off someone he has done a favour for no doubt. One of the companies he has given government contracts to illegally

Where was he living before he went into number 10?

Actually, I would give him a home. I bet he'd be a hilarious PG. I just wouldn't put him in charge of organising anything (he was an ok mayor though, I think).

I'm an Eton mess and my former mistress - get me out of here!

I have a cat litter tray he can move in to. More than he deserves.

Are you quite well?

My money is on him having his big 'wedding party' at Chequers in a couple of weeks and then refusing to move - they'll have to go through the courts to evict him.

No, but he tried. It was rejected for permission, including on security grounds.

I hope that you are very lax indeed with cleaning it out? Annually should do.

Are you quite well?
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He's a crap PM, and a lying git, but he's intelligent and witty and I'd love to have a conversation with him.

I could do with a cat sitter for two months so I’d say yes!

That is true. Even the £120 million it has cost us so far for nothing doesn't seem recompense enough for the Rwandans to have to put up with BJ and Carrie long term.

i already have a big dog so can’t take him. Unless he’s neutered, given behavior training and a good clip and de-louse, then I’ll consider him on trial maybe?

Got my own Boris in my shed.

But he wouldn't be remotely interested in talking to you, unless you are offering sex or vast amounts of money/useful connections? He's a terrible snob, a bit of a slob and his personal hygiene is not known to be top notch .

It is rumoured that he was neutered recently rather than going in for a sinus op. Either Carrie doesn't want any more children or she doesn't want him to have them with anyone else such as hairdressers, allegedly

Maybe if he was out into emergency accommodation, had his bank accounts frozen and had to live off benefits it would give him a better appreciation and understanding of the cost of living crisis. He will still be an MP so the more insight he can have to support his constituents the better.

Did Daylesford really think that giving free food to an entitled fat oaf was some kind of marketing coup?

@Slamflunk I think BoJo has smeared a bit more than the walls at this point in time.
Maybe we could throw him out of the country?

Aww, the poor man. He can move in with us and sleep in the garage with the dogs. Oh, hang on, dogs have said they wouldn’t stoop to sharing a rug with him.

He’s going on Ex on the beach isn’t he?

I personally wouldn’t pee on him if he were on fire… so no.