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Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

875 replies

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:10

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

OP posts:
Barney60 · 04/07/2022 19:45

LOL at some of these, brilliant.
Got to admit though Marmite is amazing!

LadyMil · 04/07/2022 19:47

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 04/07/2022 07:26

... having previously attended the School of Hard Knocks.

We should have a school reunion

Random789 · 04/07/2022 19:48

Of COURSE I hang my toilet roll with the loose end closest to the wall -- it is so much more practical and visually appealing that way.

SirChenjins · 04/07/2022 19:50

Random789 · 04/07/2022 19:48

Of COURSE I hang my toilet roll with the loose end closest to the wall -- it is so much more practical and visually appealing that way.

Woah - now that’s a step too far Shock This thread was meant to be lighthearted.

LadyMil · 04/07/2022 19:50

I love you lots like jelly tots

At the end of the day (yes it gets dark and most people go to bed)

Topgub · 04/07/2022 19:51

Higher earners don't work harder, they're just lucky

Co sleeping can never be done safely

Being a sahm promotes sexism

pomers · 04/07/2022 19:52

LosingAtHumanBopIt · 03/07/2022 22:44

I studied at the University of Life

Along with ‘school of hard knocks’

LadyMil · 04/07/2022 19:53

Don’t worry, my dog has excellent recall skills…

NowWhatUsernameShallIHave · 04/07/2022 19:58

I think religion was made up to control the hoards

NowWhatUsernameShallIHave · 04/07/2022 20:00

Child benefits should only be given to the first two children

newmum32 · 04/07/2022 20:02

Carrieonmywaywardsun · 03/07/2022 20:16

Trans women are women.

Saying trans-women are women is like saying women are men because the word 'men' is in the spelling. Trans-women, men and women are 3 distinctly different groups!! Calling trans-women women is disadvantaging cisgender women and diminishing the battles that have been won over the years!!

mac1974 · 04/07/2022 20:03

Anything "super". Super exciting. Super fun. Super tired.
Drives me crackers.

TooManyAnimals94 · 04/07/2022 20:03

Haven't RTFT but in case it hasn't been said.

You got this mama

CareBear50 · 04/07/2022 20:03

'I ripped him a new one.'

.....oh that gives me the creeps even having to type that 😫

NowWhatUsernameShallIHave · 04/07/2022 20:04

a large percentage of parents give their children too much processed food

NowWhatUsernameShallIHave · 04/07/2022 20:06

Nhs should charge people that come in drunk or high on drugs

Suzi888 · 04/07/2022 20:08

I’m vegan.

Chocolatehamper · 04/07/2022 20:08

dropthevipers · 03/07/2022 20:27

"Sturgeon is a titan among politicians and will go down in history as...." Sorry, cant do it, she's a cunt

Brilliant!!! 🤣🤣

FootieMama · 04/07/2022 20:10

Brexit is the biggest mistake this country ever made and UK is poorer because of it.

Chocolatehamper · 04/07/2022 20:11

newmum32 · 04/07/2022 20:02

Saying trans-women are women is like saying women are men because the word 'men' is in the spelling. Trans-women, men and women are 3 distinctly different groups!! Calling trans-women women is disadvantaging cisgender women and diminishing the battles that have been won over the years!!

Adding ‘cis’ to men or women diminishes that title. What is wrong with good old men and women? Then you can have trans-men and trans-women - why the need to teach grandma to suck eggs?

madasawethen · 04/07/2022 20:11

cis

fghj149 · 04/07/2022 20:12

Gender is a social construct!

Mollymoostoo · 04/07/2022 20:15

Just saying.

nopuppiesallowed · 04/07/2022 20:15

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:39

We're pregnant!

Beat me to it!!!

Westfacing · 04/07/2022 20:16

knackeredcat · 04/07/2022 12:20

We're having a picky tea 🤢

But the children will have bread & jam as they had a hot meal at nursery

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