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Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

875 replies

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:10

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

OP posts:
JonSnowIsALoser · 04/07/2022 18:48

“Lessons will be learned”

(they never are)

TimBoothseyes · 04/07/2022 18:57

I wish I was on furlough, then I could be paid to lounge about in the sunshine.*

*I was on furlough and tbh there was fuck all else to do.

Zone2NorthLondon · 04/07/2022 19:03

FairyBatman · 03/07/2022 20:22

I put my loo brush in the dishwasher next to the cat food bowls, your welcome!

That’ll get most of Mumsnet frothing and end up in pendants corner in one fell stroke 😃

Haha that’s a good un

Minerbird · 04/07/2022 19:05

Calm down

NotInMyFrontGardenYouDont · 04/07/2022 19:07

Should I go to A + E (explicit picture not for faint hearted)...
(If you're in that state why are you taking time to post photos to MN?!)

Notanotherwindow · 04/07/2022 19:09

You do you hun.

Bluetrews25 · 04/07/2022 19:10

Just pay it out of your savings!

Someone needs to do 'hundred percent' and 'not gonna lie' mashups from Love Island to go with the 'end of the day' Jezzer Kyle one.

Georgyporky · 04/07/2022 19:11

"give someone else out there the rage"

Makes me angry to read it.

What's wrong with "Make someone angry" ?

Rosscameasdoody · 04/07/2022 19:11

Trans women are women and it’s fine for them to share the safe spaces of natal women.

GucciPearls · 04/07/2022 19:14

Not all white people are racist

rosegoldwatcher · 04/07/2022 19:19

I've always hated when people write "I love you to the moon and back" on Facebook Birthday posts. Send them a bloody card or, even better, speak to them.

adorablecat · 04/07/2022 19:20

I quite like dogs, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

pomers · 04/07/2022 19:20

Educate yourself

adorablecat · 04/07/2022 19:21

adorablecat · 04/07/2022 19:20

I quite like dogs, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Ditto, vegans.

beautyisthefaceisee · 04/07/2022 19:25

Havn a wee drinky poo with my hubz!

"Insert MLM nonsense here"

"Here is a photo of my child in hospital"

(I've enraged myself)

pomers · 04/07/2022 19:25

canyoutoleratethis · 03/07/2022 20:32

My DC was an excellent sleeper from day one because I did everything right, established a routine, and was generally a bloody awesome parent (and it wasn't at all just random bloody luck you smug %#+*!)

Up there with ‘we have a chilled baby, maybe because we are chilled parents’

just you wait …

beautyisthefaceisee · 04/07/2022 19:25

Bluetrews25 · 04/07/2022 19:10

Just pay it out of your savings!

Someone needs to do 'hundred percent' and 'not gonna lie' mashups from Love Island to go with the 'end of the day' Jezzer Kyle one.

eggs in the basket

Oestrogelsmuggler · 04/07/2022 19:26

So I turned around and told him...

beautyisthefaceisee · 04/07/2022 19:27

Oestrogelsmuggler · 04/07/2022 19:26

So I turned around and told him...

and she went

Mellowyellow222 · 04/07/2022 19:28

My husband is 57 but he looks 35 and is much fitter and healthier than all the other dads at the nursery.

SirChenjins · 04/07/2022 19:29

Just book into a spa - it’ll make your money worries disappear just like that!

So what if your DH is out all night leaving you at home with a baby and a toddler and you don’t know where he is - are you always this controlling?

I don’t have time to work what with all the life and school uniform admin

anon666 · 04/07/2022 19:30

LadyLolaRuben · 03/07/2022 20:55

I have £800 to live on after paying all the bills, will this be enough to live on for the rest of the month?

So true, and brilliant. There are 1000 combinations of income brackets etc where this still causes mayhem

SavBbunny · 04/07/2022 19:30

What medication are you taking (when you are seriously ill in A & E?) I don't know my own fecking name!

Your DC will grow out of her gender dysphoria. Mark my words / I was gay in my teens.

You can't earn much, you are fat and female.

Andifin · 04/07/2022 19:34

Brexit will provide us with more jobs, a pay rise and better standard of living….

WhereIsVillanelleWhenNeeded · 04/07/2022 19:40

rosegoldwatcher · 04/07/2022 19:19

I've always hated when people write "I love you to the moon and back" on Facebook Birthday posts. Send them a bloody card or, even better, speak to them.

I hate this expression more than anything 😡🤬😠🤬