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Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

875 replies

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:10

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

OP posts:
neverwakeasleepingbaby · 03/07/2022 22:05

After a loss “at least you can get pregnant”

Bjarnum · 03/07/2022 22:06

I'm not fat like you I have big bones.

Rachie1973 · 03/07/2022 22:07

Panties.

17CherryTreeLane · 03/07/2022 22:07

I got some bits in town

BITS OF WHAT?

ddl1 · 03/07/2022 22:07

'Boris Johnson is OK, but I'd prefer Priti Patel or Jacob Rees Mogg.'

5128gap · 03/07/2022 22:08

Would you say that if it were a man posting?

MumofSpud · 03/07/2022 22:08

Have a Spa day

AnnieSnap · 03/07/2022 22:08

Transwomen should not compete in women’s sport

Loveisnotloving · 03/07/2022 22:09

Hubby can’t get it up….leave him

I would rather stick pins in my clit than have sex…..right on sister. How dare him badger you for sex the pervy pox.

TankFlyBoss · 03/07/2022 22:09

Live laugh love

Twixchocolate · 03/07/2022 22:10

Give your head a wobble

liliainterfrutices · 03/07/2022 22:11

Brexit was a huge con.

TankFlyBoss · 03/07/2022 22:12

Have a happy period.

Twixchocolate · 03/07/2022 22:12

Clicky link

TankFlyBoss · 03/07/2022 22:12

"So what it was, right...." (launches into ridiculously stupid tedious story)

Squidthing · 03/07/2022 22:13

Just a quick question....

AnnieSnap · 03/07/2022 22:13

ClumpingBambooIsALie · 03/07/2022 20:33

Two words.

Cat. Declawing.

Fortunately, illegal in the UK and Europe, so not an issue here.

BruceAndNosh · 03/07/2022 22:17

So I turned round and said This then she turned round and said That and I turned round.... Ad nauseam

takeitandleaveit · 03/07/2022 22:18

I don't like your dog

blablablah · 03/07/2022 22:18

’………. rant over’

SisterRuth · 03/07/2022 22:20

And you are?

wellyelliebee · 03/07/2022 22:20

You asked about high earners, I'm not a high earner, but my DH is...

Monacles · 03/07/2022 22:21

"We're having picky bits for tea"

"Spag bowl, yeah I can knock that up in about 20 mins"

"Homemade Lasagne is an easy weekday dinner"

SirChenjins · 03/07/2022 22:23

I nearly spat out my tea!!

TheOceanClub · 03/07/2022 22:24

Pineapple on the pizza is delicious!! And I mean it!