Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

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"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

Making memories.

Well I can't do it so you'll never be able to

line eyes

when it’s clear as fucking day what the result is

I literally just died of embarrassment.

"Snapped and farted" was shit and unfunny at the time and is even worse now. This also applies anyone asks the OP is they screamed at the Sistine Chapel.

If you could just ping an email over to myself, we can arrange a time to touch base.

Plattie jubes.

Why don't you just adopt?

Moderate conservatives are far more tolerant and broad-minded than the liberal-left.

The only form of extremism now acceptable is liberal extremism.

George Floyd was a career criminal and many people involved in the BLM movement used it to enrich themselves.

"Being autistic is a super power"

Well, it isn't. It's a disability.

I adore my boy and wouldn't change him for the world, but if I could take away his struggles I absolutely would.

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I love you to the moon and back. 😳

I love Megan and do not like Kate

I can always afford to pay all bills on time and have no debt. 😂

I love Boris!!!

It’s pronounced scone, not scone

Story Hour for Toddlers next week in the public library, presented by local Drag Queen Miss Iva Dick.

Fathers have a right to see their children.

Unfortunately for you, cats have the ‘right to roam’…..all over your garden!

Landlords are hugely valuable to society and deserve a lot more help

'Vaccines are evil'.

'Donald Trump is the greatest!'

'You should never use the loo at work' (well, someone once did say that and it did make me cross).

'I'm off on my holibobs to make some memories with the famalam.'

my child is 48 months old

"Lessons will be learned"

I was smacked as a child and it never did me any harm...

I’m glad that your gluten free/vegetarian food is also now vegan.

You don’t look 15 year younger than your age no matter how much you tell us you do. But yes, we can tell you have had Botox.

All dog breeders are basically puppy farms.

My children can stay living with us for as long as they like, without paying rent.

Animals are just as important as humans.