Boris Johnson and the cabinet of curiosities Thread 8

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<waves> I've nc'd again.

Oh bugger, I'd forgotten about Gove!

Zahawi looks very uncomfortable at Ed.

Shapps knows he's been defending the indefensible for years months.

The LBC civil service caller from earlier today has been identified..

mobile.twitter.com/ChaplainChloe/status/1544361744625274883?cxt=HHwWhsC8keG01u4qAAAA

I hope someone offers that man a great position somewhere.

Johnson is toast.

Well this is interesting

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Not long before Boris loses rag in public, I suspect.

Would anyone notice?
Jess Phillips on sky.

She's trying so hard not to smirk/laugh.

I'm thinking dinner is going to be late tonight, can't tear myself away from Sky news.

the country is collectively holding its breath waiting for Boris to go!

He could go and use his considerable talents to help Zelinsky without cheque book of course and then see how much a coward what his true worth really is. Which is less than fuck all.

Doris just entered no 10...

That would be glorious.

I wonder if the twitteratti will coordinate themselves to go and boo outside no. 10?

If I was closer I’d be down there!

She had a face like a smacked bottom in the Cabinet meeting this morning. Surely surely she's not getting another post, she needs firing, her ignorance knows no bounds

I wonder what Dom Cum is doing this evening? 🤔

WHOOP! WHOOP!

Ah, the lovely Domino Effect.

Truss, Patel, Wallace, Kwarteng all behind the PM. So Sky says

Why does the tennis have to be exciting too!?!?

Sky are also reporting the resignations weren’t coordinated. I think there’ll be a lot of thinking caps on tonight.

Fat lot that'll do 'em

Johnson has just left Parliament. Steve Bray waved and shouted 'you're finished you liar' 😂🤣

Dorries as chancellor?

🤔

Surely those that are left aren't stupid enough to believe that anything short of "Pinocchio" going is going to save their sorry arses. As long as he remains PM then the Tories will continue to have no credibility.

I know! I'm all over the place!

Rumour has it... BJ will try and bring the summer recess forward to stave off a leadership contest.

We're leaderless, rudderless and in deep deep shit

Which we all know means "fuck this shit we're outta here".😂