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Questioning about the online forum

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GMuller · 04/06/2022 11:28

All

I write on behalf of my publicly known and multi-significant client for whom I am personal aide.

As you might expect, my client has a very busy schedule but usually works in cycles. During our social events she often talks affectionately about her past love of online forums from before she found fame.

On our recent travels my client asked me to find a suitable online forum for her to join and so we are currently in the research stage.

I have several questions about Mumsnet:

  1. My client enjoys high social status in daily life and still would need certain amount in any potential online forum. The ability to integrate quickly but take the spotlight is important to her.
  2. Topics and Discussion Topics. There are a number of headings in this online forum. My client would be receptive to many of these. Films and TV seems to be popular. Are there any others?
  3. Is anonymous messaging possible in this online forum? Remember that my client is a public figure and to be unidentified during internet use is a high priority.
  4. Geographical Location. From time to time my client will be on travel in different continents. What is the off-peak activity?
  5. Finally a key consideration is that my client wants to be entertained when she participates in an online forum. She talks lovingly of the time at an evening dinner speech where she quoted from an online forum, to great applause.

I must clarify that this online forum is not shortlisted yet, but with enough forthcoming information it may become a candidate.

With that in mind, I would be grateful for your assistance in this matter.

Sincerely

G.Müller

OP posts:
IStandWithMaya · 04/06/2022 11:41

😂

JustfiedandAncient · 04/06/2022 11:42

😂 😂

WhatInFreshHell · 04/06/2022 11:42

😂😂😂 WTF?!

OneOfThoseOldFashionedWomen · 04/06/2022 11:44

10/10 for originality.

WorkingItOutAsIGo · 04/06/2022 11:44

Gerhard, with such a cracking opening post which will give us all a lot of fun, I guarantee you will fit right in. Welcome aboard!!

JustTheOneSwan · 04/06/2022 11:45

Fucks sake @GMuller I told you to be discreet. 🙄

ApolloandDaphne · 04/06/2022 11:46
Grin
MermaidEyes · 04/06/2022 11:46

Haha love it! Obviously this is a wind up, but I'm following for the replies anyway!

Silverplatedchocolatehobnob · 04/06/2022 11:48

This has made my morning (wasn't that hard tbh but still)
I'll hang on for more

ermagerdabear · 04/06/2022 11:50

I don't get it. Who's the client supposed to be?

Yarnasaurus · 04/06/2022 11:54

Grin and Hmm

CandyLeBonBon · 04/06/2022 11:56

M’Kay then!

Thornrose · 04/06/2022 11:56

Never mind your client could you sign up please...🤗

Lonelycrab · 04/06/2022 11:58

WtfConfused

AllThatFancyPaintsAsFair · 04/06/2022 12:03

If your client is so wealthy and famous why isn't she able to hire an assistant who can find the list of topics by themselves Confused

SoupDragon · 04/06/2022 12:05

😂😂😂

myuterusistryingtokillme · 04/06/2022 12:06

So your client wants to 'take the spotlight' but 'being unidentified during internet use is a high priority.' 🤣

Rogue1001MNer · 04/06/2022 12:07

I think your client will adore mn and fit right in

IncompleteSenten · 04/06/2022 12:10

🤣🤣🤣

IncompleteSenten · 04/06/2022 12:12

ermagerdabear · 04/06/2022 11:50

I don't get it. Who's the client supposed to be?

The tooth fairy?

Mrs Claus?

Wendy from Peter Pan?

Thelnebriati · 04/06/2022 12:19

Criminy, we have a Classics in the making...

Merryclaire · 04/06/2022 12:39

As a multi-significant person myself, I would recommend the pets section in general (but particularly the litter tray), potty training, offer codes and bargains, and pedants’ corner - more than enough to keep a fellow public figure entertained between evening dinner speeches.

grapehyacinthisactuallyblue · 04/06/2022 12:46

Publicly known and multi-significant client that doesn't know how the internet forum work and has an aide who have no clue either? She/he needs to get a new aide.

Pixiedust1234 · 04/06/2022 12:49

What does "multi-significant client" mean? Need to know that before i can answer the questions.

PangolinPie · 04/06/2022 12:51

FOLLOWING LIKE FUCK!