Questioning about the online forum

[GMuller]

All

I write on behalf of my publicly known and multi-significant client for whom I am personal aide.

As you might expect, my client has a very busy schedule but usually works in cycles. During our social events she often talks affectionately about her past love of online forums from before she found fame.

On our recent travels my client asked me to find a suitable online forum for her to join and so we are currently in the research stage.

I have several questions about Mumsnet:

1. My client enjoys high social status in daily life and still would need certain amount in any potential online forum. The ability to integrate quickly but take the spotlight is important to her.
2. Topics and Discussion Topics. There are a number of headings in this online forum. My client would be receptive to many of these. Films and TV seems to be popular. Are there any others?
3. Is anonymous messaging possible in this online forum? Remember that my client is a public figure and to be unidentified during internet use is a high priority.
4. Geographical Location. From time to time my client will be on travel in different continents. What is the off-peak activity?
5. Finally a key consideration is that my client wants to be entertained when she participates in an online forum. She talks lovingly of the time at an evening dinner speech where she quoted from an online forum, to great applause.

I must clarify that this online forum is not shortlisted yet, but with enough forthcoming information it may become a candidate.

With that in mind, I would be grateful for your assistance in this matter.

Sincerely

G.Müller

I don't blame you.
I had it after her and it STANK!

Delivery of the mug must be a bit slow as mine hasn't yet arrived

Can I ask what other forum are in the running?
If she's multi significant (?) then can't she multi task on more than one forum?
Will she be doing her own listing, or does she have someone post for her?
Will she have a code word that she can drop into posts so that we can identity the occasions we need to be super-entertaining?

Has the van got a discrete yet VIP number plate?

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet

WHERE IS MY GOLDEN MUG?!?

My best friend's neighbour's hairdresser's son's girlfriend's best friend's sister said it was a nightmare to clean. She said it on FB so it must be true.

Dear Mr M

Please can you make it so that Muller light ones are free again at fat club

Really can't understand why I didn't lose weight , I mean I was only eating 6 a day

Fully expect your cooperation as you and your client will most likely be welcomed into the MN club

Also fully expect the weight loss to step up
with immediate effect

JFC @YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet YABVVVU.

@GMuller

Also they left it across someone's drive and we had to do a diagram about it

😱 I've been here since this was all fields! Where's my golden mug??

Is the MN Van a cabbage van and is it driven by Jesus? Asking for a friend.

WT-ACTUAL-F

Why have I never been offered this. I am a premium user.

I'm logging this with 101 and reporting to ofsted

The MN van is a little yellow 3 wheeler and can often be seen trundling round sarf London

Oooh. Oooh. Oooh. I've worked out who it is. Its Auriel Kingham. She will waft in wearing something chic in crisp linen, exuding Experience and fascinate our hubbies.
That'll learn the rest of us sat here in our fleece onesies.

Is the client God? Hope so, I've always wanted to meet her!

Or Father Christmas? I'm keen on him too! I'd understand if he Id's as a woman now as long as his boobs can still fit down the chimney

I think Angela Rayner is on here

Sorry ignore that wrong thread !