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My bedside table looks like it belongs to a senior citizen.

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Wherecanitbe · 02/06/2022 13:24

My once minimalist bedside table now looks like it belongs to a much older person.

It is now taken up with - a box of tissues, allergy eye drops, ibuprofen gel, specs, extra strength hand and foot cream, bottle of water and paracetamol.

It has now become obvious to me , I am no longer "young and hip!"

when and what was the moment you realised you were not so young anymore?

OP posts:
Jaxhog · 02/06/2022 17:41

When I went to an event and they automatically gave me a senior discount! 😟

Fenella123 · 02/06/2022 17:44

a) "Ooh Antiques Roadshow!"
b) sex scene on screen - end up looking past it to the furniture and decor with FAR more interest (and going, "that's not hygienic, comfortable or realistic!")

Crikeyalmighty · 02/06/2022 17:54

I can now apply for an over 60s discount railcard- very depressing !!!

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Crikeyalmighty · 02/06/2022 17:57

@Solosunrise it's really weird you mention that- I have really stiff feet and ankles if I sit in same spot for more than half an hour- when I get up I have to walk round the block for 10 minutes!! I thought it was only me

Deathraystare · 02/06/2022 18:17

Oh yes! The white hairs on the chin (and upper lip and the scrolling down to your (1960's) birthday. Takes forever and I live in fear that instead of 1960 it will say "Forget it Grandma!"

doodles55 · 02/06/2022 18:21

I have just checked
remote for the radio
night cream
meds
Rosary Beads

bippityboppity87 · 02/06/2022 18:21

@Kanaloa I have two 😂 Both bought off Amazon

This one I can pop on the bedside table

And one you can put around your neck, although not as big a fan of that one. But not terrible

Phone holder

Shehasadiamondinthesky · 02/06/2022 18:24

When I decided to give in to my urge to wear nice comfy nighties with flowers on

NowThatsWhatICall22 · 02/06/2022 18:26

TheDogsMother · 02/06/2022 16:03

When you start looking at the clothing section in the garden centre and think 'hmmmm that's actually quite nice'

This made me properly laugh. I bought a really practical and comfortable nice top for winter from one of these sections and immediately felt a shift in my lifestyle.

I8toys · 02/06/2022 18:29

I've got deep freeze gel and spray, cocodamol and ibuprofen, Heat pads, biofreeze and plug in electric collar thing next to me in bed. Sodding frozen shoulder.

Whykea · 02/06/2022 18:30

Haha yes! What age did u start doing this? I think it was when I had my first child, I would be like aww, what a nice young chap. I hope he still gives his mum a hug 😂

noodlezoodle · 02/06/2022 18:38

White eyebrow hairs. Having to use the torch on my phone to look at the menu in dimly lit restaurants (e.g. all of them). I'm only 48!

maddiemookins16mum · 02/06/2022 19:09

I had to explain to a 23 year old who Jon Bon Jovi was yesterday.

daffodilandtulip · 02/06/2022 19:18

When I was worried the paramedics didn't look old enough

fluffyducky21 · 02/06/2022 19:23

During the 1st Covid lockdown when we were advised to look out for our elderly neighbours.We realised we ARE the elderly neighbours.
We're only in our early 60s🙄

THisbackwithavengeance · 02/06/2022 19:26

whenindoubtgotothelibrary · 02/06/2022 14:23

EBearhug · Today 13:32

When I was at the swimming pool, and instead of thinking, "he's hot," about a new lifeguard, thinking, "ah, I'd have been so keen on him when I were in my 20s. I hope his Mum's proud."

Absolutely this!

Or in a film when you fancy the main character's dad rather than the main character..Grin

MayDaze · 02/06/2022 19:33

Needing to bring my own portable fan out on date night with the OH.

My bedside table looks like it belongs to a senior citizen.
MagnoliatheMagnificent · 02/06/2022 19:34

When dd's primary school teacher said 'you were my brown owl when I was at Brownies!'

ladygindiva · 02/06/2022 19:40

My bedside table contains
A woman's weekly magazine ( my mum saves them for me)
Reading glasses
My hrt
My anti wrinkle nightcream and makeup remover wipes
I used to rave all weekend in the 90s.

user1471538283 · 02/06/2022 19:48

I always sat on the floor. My preference was sitting on the floor near the radiator and TV or just to sit and read. I would sit on grass in the park. By the time I was 40 if I got onto the floor I couldnt get back up without help.

dworky · 02/06/2022 19:53

soootiredddd · 02/06/2022 13:56

left a wedding at 9.30pm last night, home, cup of tea, in bed by 10.30. Wedding still had 1.5 hours left. No regrets.

Get home & get settled.

Foldingchair · 02/06/2022 20:06

My laces came undone yesterday, on a walk. I signed and wondered out loud whether my knees were up to crouching all the way down (skirt on, so had to do a full crouch).

Dd asked if she wanted me to do them for me.

Hiphophippityskip1 · 02/06/2022 20:09

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NealSeal · 02/06/2022 20:12

@Kanaloa

are you me?😀

the ‘youngsters’ at work come to me for paracetamol, plasters, Germolene, needle and cotton, spare pens, hairspray etc….
But not san-pro…. Obvs I’m far too old to have periods….

when I ask them why they don’t carry pills, plasters etc, they look at me as if I’m daft!!

@Fenella123

‘thats not hygienic’ 😂

StrongOutspokenOftenIrritating · 02/06/2022 20:13

I’m an ‘older mum’. I’ve noticed people trying to figure out if I’m an old mum or a younger gran when I’m at playgroups.

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