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My bedside table looks like it belongs to a senior citizen.

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Wherecanitbe · 02/06/2022 13:24

My once minimalist bedside table now looks like it belongs to a much older person.

It is now taken up with - a box of tissues, allergy eye drops, ibuprofen gel, specs, extra strength hand and foot cream, bottle of water and paracetamol.

It has now become obvious to me , I am no longer "young and hip!"

when and what was the moment you realised you were not so young anymore?

OP posts:
Snog · 04/06/2022 09:16

Involuntary groan every time I get into my friend's low sports car.

Somanysocks · 04/06/2022 10:59

I like a blanket over my knees of an evening.

Imissmoominmama · 04/06/2022 11:43

Mine has a big pile of books and my reading glasses.

Trouble is, my menopausal mind can’t concentrate to read…

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EBearhug · 04/06/2022 11:55

I discovered exercise in my 40s, and all the physical symptoms that I thought were inevitable parts of ageing are gone. Please don’t suffer with aches and pains if you don’t have to.

This.

ssd · 04/06/2022 12:06

Somanysocks · 04/06/2022 10:59

I like a blanket over my knees of an evening.

I have a blanket over my knees right now

ExtremelyDedicated · 04/06/2022 12:11

ShirleyJackson · 04/06/2022 08:28

I completely concur with most of these, but I’m going to be that twat…

in my 30s, I used to look like The Evolution of Man as I got out of a chair and shuffled across the living room, straightening up as I went. I had a knee that locked if it stayed in one position too long, lower back pain and couldn’t touch my knees, let alone my toes.

I discovered exercise in my 40s, and all the physical symptoms that I thought were inevitable parts of ageing are gone. Please don’t suffer with aches and pains if you don’t have to.

I realise there are certain conditions that can’t be exercised away, but if it’s ‘just’ ageing, why not give it a go? I can’t believe how much better I feel.

I agree with this too, I started realising I was getting old before my time and although my once weekly yoga or pilates class was definitely helping stave off aches and pains it wasn’t enough, so I have joined the gym and started exercising more regularly, I still have to make myself go but am really starting to feel the benefits now.

whathappenedtomyemptynest · 04/06/2022 12:46

When I started viewing handsome young men as ‘son-in-law’ material, rather than ‘husband’ material!!

gimmepeaceandsky · 04/06/2022 12:50

I think that some signs of ageing is doing the three “yum yum yum” when eating something nice - which I hate to hear lol and saying “opsy daisy” sounds like you are reallllyy reallyyy old kkk or getting there !

gimmepeaceandsky · 04/06/2022 12:53

And saying “trouble is” ….

Buttonjugs · 04/06/2022 13:43

Gaspisplash · 02/06/2022 13:28

I make an 'oof' noise when I sit down in a low comfy chair Smile

My son does this and he’s only thirty!

Buttonjugs · 04/06/2022 13:47

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 04/06/2022 07:00

What is it about trampolines that does that to the bladder?

Trampolining involves jumping which puts an extraordinary amount of pressure on the pelvic floor. I found out the hard way too.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 04/06/2022 13:51

whathappenedtomyemptynest · 04/06/2022 12:46

When I started viewing handsome young men as ‘son-in-law’ material, rather than ‘husband’ material!!

Ha! yes , I think "You'll do for my daughter" Grin

TheTeaCosyofDoom · 04/06/2022 16:10

When I realized that I had infinitely more of my life behind me than I had in front of me. When my partner was diagnosed with dementia and Parkinsons Disease and I became a carer virtually overnight. This past week has been hellish, but tomorrow I will dust myself off and get on with it - again.

Ddot · 04/06/2022 17:29

💐

Barney60 · 04/06/2022 19:23

When i started moaning about noisy neighbours, loud music, revving cars up ,slamming car doors, ive now turned into my parents!

Mellowyellow222 · 04/06/2022 22:02

Barney60 · 04/06/2022 19:23

When i started moaning about noisy neighbours, loud music, revving cars up ,slamming car doors, ive now turned into my parents!

Oh dear!! These things have always annoyed me😂😂😂

SlatsandFlaps · 05/06/2022 13:14

Gingernan · 03/06/2022 23:20

I don't have a bedside table,though there is one on the cat's side ( my partner and I don't live together) I put my cup of tea on the floor,under the bed. Whatever I'm reading and my glasses on the bed,between the cat and myself.

"...there's one on the cat's side"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Worriedatwork1 · 05/06/2022 13:44

SlatsandFlaps · 05/06/2022 13:14

"...there's one on the cat's side"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is like me, my partner/cat share a side

Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 05/06/2022 13:54

@Worriedatwork1 yep we do the same. The cats side has a fluffy bed on it and some toys and usually some dreamies.
But apparently it’s better to snooze on our side amongst glasses, mugs and various kindles, phones.

IJoinedJustForThisThread · 06/06/2022 00:02

I think it was when I was driving locally and found myself commenting “that’s a nice fence” !

Sortilege · 07/06/2022 15:23

IJoinedJustForThisThread · 06/06/2022 00:02

I think it was when I was driving locally and found myself commenting “that’s a nice fence” !

😂

AnnieSnap · 07/06/2022 19:03

I love this thread ❤️ I have a heated throw for when I’m sitting on the sofa and, as someone else said, when I get out of a car (or a chair if I’ve been sitting a while) I’m lame for the first 20 steps 😳

FayeGovan · 07/06/2022 19:06

Yes, i hobble coming out of the car too

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