£10 glass of shampain

[failing40s]

Anyone care to join me? 🥂

I’m in for the booze but a bit worried about the security of the card reader 😂

Ah lush! She knows what you drink

My dd wrote us a restaurant menu a few years back when she was little and its just so cute

Apparently they happily take cash, so no worries!!

Shampain for my sham friends, real pain for my real friends.

Dh says this all the time but I don't know where it's from!

£10? You can get a whole bottle for not much more than that in Lidl.

Francis Bacon the artist used to say it. That's where it comes from.

OMG - Just worked out vegetable dishes ❤️ Love it! I'll have the 'rosoto' please!

You've got to admire her persistence at spelling veshigatibuls.

Me! One morning my dd brought me a vodka tonic in bed . She was 6. No ice and a slice though.

Oh - never heard of this. And 100% certain the author if this 'bill' hasn't either 😁

I fancy the oisteres!

See attached image

@KindergartenKop . Also a song. here

Oh I got it the wrong way around. Soz!

Cheers! 🥂 (so cute, and her spelling makes more sense phonically than the correct way)

@BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz - loving the menu, especially veg! 🤣

🤣 amazing!

I'm pleased by her view of cheese as a vechtibale. Very sensible.

I also really want some shampain now.

I find this quite sad, rather than cute tbh. A young child shouldn't be giving a receipt for alcohol to their parent.

If you've got a tenner you're in luck!!

Goodness me, just lighten up a little.

You're fun.

🤣 they aren't that young and you literally have no clue about the context.

I promise you they are not in harm's way.

Toddler DS used to shout "beer!" whenever he saw someone drinking (any type of drink!) - oh, the shame! 🤣🤣🤣 Luckily now he only wants coffee in the mornings...

That's so sweet