£10 glass of shampain

[failing40s]

Anyone care to join me? 🥂

Awe,so cute

Loving these! So cute. Was mortified when my daughter wrote “ mummy haz to hav drinc bifr skool “ , I hastily had to explain I needed my cup of tea each morning 🤣🤣🤣!!

Mine used to play ‘come dine with me’ when describing their adventures with little kid dinners (cue MN flaming for not feeding them organic nettle sandwiches with vegan buffalo ribs dried on a glacier for 4 years whilst suppling carbon reducing microbes).

love it

There are some humourless, cilly sunts on MN

My daughter used to tell her teachers she came with Dad to get 'Mummy out of the pub '. , I worked there 😬

Codd for me!

I only came to read this thread to see if there was one of these on it!

its the name of a song by Fall Out Boy

Sorry, didn’t even RTFT

I would love to book a seat at this restaurant!

Mine used to call wine ‘mummy’s wibena’. Didn’t sound so bad!

Ha - exactly! And it's not like I make them go down there once it's really dark

This is why Summertime is so much better…you can send them out for the second bottle as it’s still light outside!

There’s always one…🙄

Noo.... its Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends......