£10 glass of shampain

[failing40s]

Anyone care to join me? 🥂

Goats cheese pizza!! Trés fancy

Mine used to love going to the pub. My eldest used to ask if she could come to the pint shop with me

Dd wrote me a menu when she was about 5, everything came with “mish veg”

2nd dd (8) just poured me a glass of wine. Clutch your pearls around that

Very cute.

You must be a laugh riot at parties.

I thought this was a bill written from some dodgy restaurant you went to @failing40s Incredibly cute. So is the other example posted here.

Why knot?

She’s learned to writ her own nots when she’s sent to the offy. A1 parenting.

I honestly thought this meant the child should give the bubbly free of charge.

That's is adorable 🥰

Ha - exactly! And it's not like I make them go down there once it's really dark.

Really?

This is fabulous, although I think I might want to give the fish dishes a miss, considering that someone has written ‘gag’ next to that section! I hope it wasn’t a review

Well, next lessin - makin fire

sorted

How is OP ever going to prove she paid if not?

I find this quite sad, rather than cute tbh. A young child shouldn't be giving a receipt for alcohol to their parent. 🤣🤣
Your dd is going to be a good business woman @failing40s - She should set up with @BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz's dc!

Knowledge is power.
France is bacon.

Mine are older now but I have the menu from them aged 4/5 when there was
ice cream with wood lice £2
ice cream with crunchy spiders £3.50
ice cream alone is £5

cake and wash your own plate was £10 and cake without washing your plate was £5

report me to social services !

the kids would ask every day what’s for tea and I’d say ‘soup and spiders’ and then would chant back with dog hair? Or mouldy cheese? Etc
becoming more and more outrageous until we got home when it would be ‘soup with mouldy cheese, spiders and flies, bird poop, etc ‘ they loved it……

Unclench dear.

Fall Out Boy!

It's so sweet! My grandaughter used to set her little play table with toy cutlery, and put them on top of a folded paper napkin on the left hand side of the diner, (the modern way when eating out.) Usually teddy, panda, dolly and cat.
Who also made up part of the class when calling the register. All written in a little note book with the date and ticks. Happy days.

Vechtibaledish! Meets! Awww...

Make sure you keep all those little notes off em, every single one!

I’ll take the samen please. It’s a steel at £5.

There's always one 🙄

My cafe owner can’t write yet but made me write the menu on the blackboard for her.

Hot chocolate £15
Ice cream £15
cake £20
pizza £10

TBF it’s clear what she places value on.

The menus are both fabulous. What great kids.