Where the fuck is sandwich spread?

[FreyaFromTheFens]

Sainsburys has been cleared out of coleslaw the last 2 times I’ve been so thought I could sub it with Heinz sandwich spread. I’ve not had it since I was about 12 but really fancy it now I’ve thought about it.
I traipsed all around the aisles but couldn’t find it and there was no one to ask so I left it but now really want some!
Where does it live? I would have thought next to the mayo/salad cream?

I 'think' it lives near the tuna from my recollection

Maybe try near the pickles. Seems to be on all the supermarket websites

I haven't eaten it in years but it used to be by the meat pastes salmon pastes marmite etc

Pretty sure it's with pickles in Tesco.

I think it's with the pickles and chutneys. I've seen some very recently but can't remember if it was Sainsburys or Waitrose.

I used to love it as a child, cheese and sandwich spread sandwiches were a treat.

I think it’s normally by the pickle and jars of meat paste.

Hopefully it's all been scraped together into a giant festering minging ball of nastiness, and launched into the sun.

😂

We used to call it "sandwich sick" which won't surprise you if you find it.

It’s near the spam and tinned meat/fish and pastes in our sainsburys, all the sandwich fillings together.

I did look there, maybe there’s none of that left either

In hell, where it belongs.

Next to the piccalilli 🤮

Haaaha it probably is grim and I’m just having fond childhood memories of it.

Thanks for the suggestions, I’ll try the pickle aisle next time 😀

It's with the Shiphams spreads in morrisons, not sure about tesco

On the end of the aisle in my sainsburys, next to the shrimp paste and tinned ham for the "mature" folk at the over 55's park homes site - also fray bentos pies and tinned salmon

Where I am, it is used to put into prepared food bank bags for people to buy at £3.
I notice they also have a lot of those fray bentos pies in them too. Though maybe not both in the same bags.

ooooh I'd forgotten about the Heinz sandwich spread I remember my mum buying it when I was a kid. I need to buy some myself now I wonder if they'll have it in my local asda I didn't know they still made it what were the ingredients what was in it??

^^this.
I used to get my packed lunch and it often a sandwich spread sandwich. Nothing else. It was marginally better than fish paste.

I’ve had this issue! My grandparents still buy this and now I do their shopping. It’s fine if I’m doing an online order but if I’m actually going into the store, I don’t get it as can never find it 😂

Thick white bread, loads of butter and lashings of sandwich spread, loved this when I was young. They used to sell a cucumber spread which I loved but they stopped selling that years ago unfortunately, probably the same time they discontinued ToastToppers RIP

Ooh I haven't had sandwich spread for donkey's years, must watch out for it.

Some things are not meant to be found.

This description:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz_Sandwich_Spread

just made me want to hurl.

Absolutely