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Where the fuck is sandwich spread?

86 replies

FreyaFromTheFens · 25/04/2022 18:50

Sainsburys has been cleared out of coleslaw the last 2 times I’ve been so thought I could sub it with Heinz sandwich spread. I’ve not had it since I was about 12 but really fancy it now I’ve thought about it.
I traipsed all around the aisles but couldn’t find it and there was no one to ask so I left it but now really want some!
Where does it live? I would have thought next to the mayo/salad cream?

OP posts:
notapizzaeater · 25/04/2022 21:24

My DS loves the stuff, can normally get it at the big B and M or Hime Bargains 😁

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FreyaFromTheFens · 25/04/2022 21:26

Neena86 · 25/04/2022 20:01

In the Sainsbury's I work at its with the jars of sandwich spread, spam, tinned pies etc. Possibly on a plinth (end of aisle).

With the jars of sandwich spread you say? Good to know thanks, I’ll just head there then! 😏

OP posts:
SirChenjins · 25/04/2022 21:26

B&M. Sandwich spread and cheese sandwiches are the food of the gods.

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FreyaFromTheFens · 25/04/2022 21:27

reallyworriedjobhunter · 25/04/2022 20:28

1982

Grin
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CorsicaDreaming · 25/04/2022 21:29

You can buy a pack of four for sixteen quid on Amazon...

You've got to be fairly sure you're going to love it...

Heinz Original Sandwich Spread 300g | Suitable for Vegetarians | Pack of 4 https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09WHSF3GH/ref=cmswwrcppapiii_EQ8YDWTP46DVPAETAA5T

MadAngryCry · 25/04/2022 21:29

AmberLynn1536 · 25/04/2022 19:12

Thick white bread, loads of butter and lashings of sandwich spread, loved this when I was young. They used to sell a cucumber spread which I loved but they stopped selling that years ago unfortunately, probably the same time they discontinued ToastToppers RIP

I really miss ToastToppers.
I didn't realise this until I read your post, but there we are Grin

CorsicaDreaming · 25/04/2022 21:32

@MadAngryCry - mix this up with a bit of. Grated cheddar = retro toast topper...

Heinz Smokey Baconnaise Table Sauce Condiment 875ml NEW https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B079C47K2C/ref=cmswwrcppapiii_H8Q0203KZ4EDNVKRKHY1

Kleptronic · 25/04/2022 21:33

I had a spam fritter last week, they sell them in B&M Bargains in the freezer section. It was fucking amazing on a butty, the filthy food of satan.

SheilaWilde · 25/04/2022 21:37

AmberLynn1536 · 25/04/2022 19:12

Thick white bread, loads of butter and lashings of sandwich spread, loved this when I was young. They used to sell a cucumber spread which I loved but they stopped selling that years ago unfortunately, probably the same time they discontinued ToastToppers RIP

This was my favourite too. I'd lost hope of being able to get it again but .....

Where the fuck is sandwich spread?
catandmouse · 25/04/2022 21:38

I love sandwich spread! It's found down the tuna, beans, pickles aisle! It's one of my go to sandwich fillers when I want to make something quick!!

magimedi · 25/04/2022 21:39

Sandwich spread used to be called "Potted Sick" in my youth......a long, long time ago.

MadAngryCry · 25/04/2022 21:41

Thanks CorsicaDreaming - will give it a whirl!

BitOutOfPractice · 25/04/2022 21:41

Plastic white bread. Butter. Shiphams chicken sandwich paste. Walkers ready salted crisps. Good. Of. The. Gods.

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CakeIsMyFavouriteAndBest · 25/04/2022 21:47

In Waitrose its with the tinned fish & meat by the Shiphams paste.

DeanStockwelllsBunny · 25/04/2022 21:49

I have a jar in my cupboard , I feel a cheese on toast with spread coming on ,, , , , ,
In Tescos it is normally with the Branston / piccalilli but i have seen it with the meat paste and squeezey cheese .

Neverendingdust · 25/04/2022 21:51

It lives in the bin where it belongs with its friends meat paste, salmon paste, tuna paste, chicken paste and Gold bars.

The stuff of nightmares in my school lunch box.

FrankLeeSpeaking · 25/04/2022 21:52

Hopefully discontinued... but IIRC, it's with the jars of sandwich pickle and the like.

echt · 25/04/2022 22:37

This thread has got me thinking of anther Heinz product: tinned vegetable salad: now that did look like vomit, but I loved it back in the day.

Not the vomit, obvs.

AmberLynn1536 · 26/04/2022 01:08

SheilaWilde · 25/04/2022 21:37

This was my favourite too. I'd lost hope of being able to get it again but .....

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OMG!! I can’t believe my eyes, I’m off to peruse that site! Wonder if they sell ToastToppers……

AmberLynn1536 · 26/04/2022 01:10

echt · 25/04/2022 22:37

This thread has got me thinking of anther Heinz product: tinned vegetable salad: now that did look like vomit, but I loved it back in the day.

Not the vomit, obvs.

Not forgetting Heinz treacle sponge pudding in a tin, that was delicious.

BlossomWind · 26/04/2022 09:49

Neverendingdust · 25/04/2022 21:51

It lives in the bin where it belongs with its friends meat paste, salmon paste, tuna paste, chicken paste and Gold bars.

The stuff of nightmares in my school lunch box.

Gold bars were like earwax.

AnotherTroyforHertoBurn · 26/04/2022 10:02

Russian salad, now that was exotic. Grin

Deathraystare · 26/04/2022 10:26

Had some yesterday in my crisp sandwich!!!