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Blimey I feel old, Brooklyn Beckham is getting married

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madambutterbap · 05/04/2022 17:10

I just read that Brooklyn Beckham is getting married. I thought he would be about 15 years old, no he's 23 😁

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MermaidEyes · 10/04/2022 22:47

That's supposedly for first time marriages, according to the report I read! Supposedly the statistics for couples having children several years before marriage has also shot up hugely in recent years.

MermaidEyes · 10/04/2022 22:48

Sorry that's for skiptheheartsandflowers !

dayswithaY · 10/04/2022 23:30

All that money and...strange fashion choices.

Ticksallboxes · 11/04/2022 01:41

@SpinningTheSeedsOfLove

Isn't the question really why in the world would the 27 year old enormously wealthy actor and heiress Nicola Peltz want anything to do with the Beckhams?
I've also been pondering this!
Doodar · 11/04/2022 01:57

I’d be well pissed off my multi millionaire Daughter marrying him. The photos speak volumes, his side look like chavs.

Fisker · 11/04/2022 02:48

@ElenaSt

Nicola has had extensive work on her face with a jaw reduction, brow lift and nose job and lip fillers etc to look the way she does now.

She does look very pretty but it’s such a drastic change I wonder if she worries about having children as they may resemble her old features.

Wow! She is unrecognisable! Shock
EachandEveryone · 11/04/2022 06:08

Heres a photo

Blimey I feel old, Brooklyn Beckham is getting married
OverByYer · 11/04/2022 06:28

I like her wedding gown and the gloves. The stripper shoes in the other photo are grim

TynTynTyn · 11/04/2022 07:33

The shoes though!

Blimey I feel old, Brooklyn Beckham is getting married
dayswithaY · 11/04/2022 07:41

He looks like a scruffy unwashed mess, he needs a good haircut and a close shave to get rid of that permanent stubble on his greasy face.

The guests were hardly A-list (apart from the Williams sisters). Dodgy nightclub owners from Miami and Gordon Ramsay, bet Vogue will struggle with that.

So much money and I've never seen so much shiny material, brassy hair and visible bra straps.

Laughing at the personal invite from Dave and Vic to the Cambridges. As if they'd traipse out to some tacky mansion in Florida to rub shoulders with drunks in satin maxi dresses!

Vicky's new lips can be seen from space.

Maireas · 11/04/2022 07:46

The dress is very elegant, the shoes not so much.

WeAreTheHeroes · 11/04/2022 07:52

There are some really bitchy posts on this thread. Judge not lest ye be judged eh?

PaperTyger · 11/04/2022 07:59

The dress is elegant but again I'm not sure if it looks like the product of several trips to Rome and the world's toop designers... bespoke?

Her face! I'm gobsmacked at the work she's had done;

PaperTyger · 11/04/2022 08:04

Oh I love Tanya's sequins! Best dress I've seen it's a proper dress, looks substantial but beautiful.
She looks like the star of the show.

TynTynTyn · 11/04/2022 08:09

Am I seeing things, are Hilary Beckhams pants on show?

Blimey I feel old, Brooklyn Beckham is getting married
PaperTyger · 11/04/2022 08:11

Yes they are Blush normally I wouldn't care but at this event? I think her whole outfit looks incredibly tacky

PaperTyger · 11/04/2022 08:11

Awful bag!

Maireas · 11/04/2022 08:15

That's a shame, poor Hilary - could no one have pointed it out to her? She just needed to do the lacing a bit tighter.

SilkenBunny · 11/04/2022 08:17

Good God the back of that dress Shock

A lot of people are questioning what the bride sees in Beckham but I find the conundrum equally applicable in reverse. Having read some insights into her not-so-attractive personality, I would also question what on Earth he sees in her. I wouldn't be happy at all if my son got married to a spoilt daddy's girl like her. And her face looked far better before the surgery; now she wears a permanent expression of a plastic barbie that's just trodden in dog poo.

Vogue's gone so downmarket in the last ten years. It's no better than Hello! Magazine these days.

Candleabra · 11/04/2022 08:27

That is such an odd outfit to wear to a supposedly posh wedding. It looks like a dress you keep for years but only wear on holiday. Poor Hilary though (is she DB’s stepmother?)

Not a fan of Nicola’s dress, Brooklyn looks a mess. They don’t really seem to go together as a couple, it’s all very odd.

I’m also not a fan of the compound feel of the venue. I’m sure it’s very nice to be rich enough to host a wedding in your own home, but I think a hotel or something similar would have looked better.

£3m though…. Obscene isn’t it. So out of step with the world.

PaperTyger · 11/04/2022 08:34

Unfortunately the first thought I had seeing Hillary was the show "benidorm".
Where is David mum? Did he loose her?

mumofEandE · 11/04/2022 08:40

Surely them spending $3m on a wedding is comparable to a 'normal' couple spending whatever the average (UK wedding) is nearly £20,000
Agree that the bridesmaids' dresses were fab - v age appropriate but some of the female guests ....

Candleabra · 11/04/2022 08:41

No his mum is still alive. Probably just wearing a nice wedding outfit so of no interest to the photographer.

Qw3rk13 · 11/04/2022 08:42

Yes, yes to much that has been said already.You’d have thought with a designer step dil Hilary would have had some advice but then part of me thinks good on her for following her own style.

I have to say though that although I find the Beckhams incredibly annoying they are good in letting Harper be a natural little girl. It shone out in the photos of her and were a stark contrast to the hooker/ sunset strip vibe going on in the other pics.

PaperTyger · 11/04/2022 09:05

I don't know I think she looks far older than her ten years.

The bridesmaid dresses were so incredibly plain!