Do YOU remember this perfume (ca. 2005)?!

[Alcemeg]

Something about not being able to travel much over the past couple of years has made me seek escapism through... perfume! I've gone mad for it. I've got together quite a little collection now and am missing one I used to have, but I can't remember the name of it.

The facts:
I bought it in about 2004/5.
It wasn't expensive, just an impulse buy somewhere like Superdrug.
It had a red glass bottle, like a lopsided/squashed cube (?).
I'm no olfactory expert, but something deep in the mix reminded me of chocolate.

??????????

I have trawled the internet, including Fragrantica, looking for clues, but so far drew a blank and I wondered if anyone here could help!

Red Diamond
Red Door

Audace was my favorite perfume ever and miss it, along with Forever Krystal by Carrington

@Alcemeg I’ve tried to remember things from the past , a film or book or actor and been adamant that the name begins with B or whatever, when I’ve finally remembered the name it’s never had the the letter B in it !

My son didn’t believe me when I was telling him about a perfume Tramp when I was a teenager. The tag line was she’s a Tramp. You were either a Charlie girl or a tramp.
Good luck with your perfume search. When you get the name of it, have a look on eBay.

I am desperate to know what it was 🤣

Was it Provocative Woman? Purple not red but definitely a lopsized squarish shape!

Everyone was wearing Paul smith extreme around then weren’t we? The bottle shape would be right but I can’t find a red one.

@Staryflight445

Give us a drawing! It’ll help loads lol

I can't really, because I am a bit vague about the bottle shape. I could swear it had corners, but not sharp corners, and were there really four corners? All I can say is, I think so... This is the best I can do, but I think it should be taken with a pinch of salt.

I'm sorry it looks like a screaming person with a cardboard box trapped on their head. I got a bit confused with the relative proportions of fingers/thumbs, I think I was trying to be too clever with perspective.

I hope this aids the investigation, but I somehow doubt it 🤨

Kenzo Flower? www.fragrancedirect.co.uk/kenzo-flower-red-eau-de-toilette-50ml-0097820.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=merchant&utm_keyword=foo&istCompanyId=17773c4e-a26f-4631-9b91-73e6422dbe77&istFeedId=44850d87-9216-4950-9ba4-a342d155463e&istItemId=wiatmlxtp&istBid=tztx&gclid=CjwKCAiAhreNBhAYEiwAFGGKPBAjWbLPD3JzFMVauV3mbuni2j5WlrpvFmf_BUDg_d1TUuFEh3VZYBoCEC0QAvD_BwE

So? Kiss me.

[quote Vapeyvapevape]@Alcemeg I’ve tried to remember things from the past , a film or book or actor and been adamant that the name begins with B or whatever, when I’ve finally remembered the name it’s never had the the letter B in it ![/quote]
I knowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

that's why all along, I haven't mentioned that I think the name has an S or a Z in it (or both) and that it conveyed a sort of posh/polite way of saying dirty slag.

I don't trust my memory.

DKNY apple red?

Deci Dela? I think the bottles used to be burgundy and a bit squishy, though maybe not cubes.

Reddit has a lot of perfume themed subreddits that may be able to help.

Do you remember if the bottle was transparent red or opaque? Maybe the glass was clear with red going a third or halfway up? Maybe the juice was red or the name was red?

I instantly thought of amor amor by cacherel which Superdrug still sell but that’s a round bottle. Very sweet smelling though.

Amor Amor? Sorry if it's already been said.

Scarlet?

Dirty slag perfume

Did it have a lid?

Charlie red

Amor amor??? I loved that back then. Sorry if its been suggested.

What would Dirty Slag smell like?

A Nina rici one

This one maybe?

This is one of the most hilarious and enjoyable threads I’ve read - very invested now!! Really hope we find the piece of fluffy chewed gum!

either of these?

One of the ones I posted looks just like the drawing, but doesn't match the name clues hmmm