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Who do you hate yourself for fancying?

412 replies

Afonavon · 16/11/2021 20:55

I am listening to the various covers of Time after Time (after watching hearing it on an advert), and found a Ronan Keating version.

I remember being so disappointed in him having an affair with a backing dancer back in the day, and though so much less of him because of it.

Listening to his version of Time after Time just fluttered something in my stomach awakening an old crush I had in my teenage years. He was beautiful and I loved his voice (but he did a fucking selfish thing which pissed me off massively at the time).

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furbabymama87 · 17/11/2021 12:35

I also live about 3 streets away from where he grew up which makes me wish for a time machine.

IntermittentParps · 17/11/2021 12:37

I think some of these are completely respectable. Bob Mortimer, Gabriel Byrne, Rik Mayall.

I'm afraid to say mine is Giles Coren. Little twerp that he is, I cannot help it. It's his eyes.

Atozofpoodles · 17/11/2021 12:38

Chesney HawkesBlush

MapleMay11 · 17/11/2021 12:38

@ReginaaPhalange We need the full VIP package with special request for the red suit! We'll be trampled in the rush.

TrampolineForMrKite · 17/11/2021 12:41

@xxyzz

Ew. You are all weird (especially the Matt Hancock and George Osborne fanciers - how could you??).

Apart from the George Harrison fancier, who is just normal, as he was seriously hot back in the day.

At least George Harrison was the nice one. I’ve got a big thing for “Fat Elvis” era John Lennon in those Buddy Holly glasses. I know he was a bastard but fuck me was he hot. You can just tell he was good in bed. Once he went heroin-y and started wearing the little round specs though... not doing it so much for me. He was much sexier with a bit of meat on his bones.
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PuppyMonkey · 17/11/2021 12:41

I don’t know why you’d hate yourself for fancying some of these tbh.

Can I just say Columbo probably wins the thread though.Grin

TrampolineForMrKite · 17/11/2021 12:44

@furbabymama87

I'm ashamed of how intense my George Harrison crush is. DH says I start fast breathing and biting my lip when I watch clips of him in a hard days night. I don't even notice lol.
They were all quite lovely in AHDN @furbabymama87. Even Ringo.
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furbabymama87 · 17/11/2021 12:47

Ringo was actually quite cute but George was a sex god. Even in his older years I don't think I've ever seen anyone so gorgeous.

Clawdy · 17/11/2021 12:51

Yes, the Beatles were all fanciable, in different ways. Everybody had their favourite.

backtolifebacktoreality · 17/11/2021 13:32

@Lipsandlashes

Ben Affleck; bloated, past his prime old soak that he is but I’d still climb him like a tree.

He's not bloated any longer. He's back with J-Lo and is looking good!!!!

Butchyrestingface · 17/11/2021 13:54

Timothée Chalamet.

I am too old. Much, much too old. Sad

Brigittebidet · 17/11/2021 14:03

@Brian9600

Dominic Raab
Me too....
fluffedup · 17/11/2021 14:12

When the news stories about Jeffrey Epstein first broke, I kept seeing his face on the news, but I wasn't aware of what he'd done. I kept thinking 'what a lovely face that man has'.

Then I actually read some of the news stories and was horrified.

YouJustFoldItIn · 17/11/2021 14:13

I agree Fluffed I still think that every time I see a photo of him.

Hen2018 · 17/11/2021 14:26

What’s with all the Nazi fancying? Adolf Hitler, Enoch Powell and Laurence Fox all in the same thread? It’s the stuff of nightmares.

furbabymama87 · 17/11/2021 14:28

@Butchyrestingface

Timothée Chalamet.

I am too old. Much, much too old. Sad

He is gorgeous.
verymiddleaged · 17/11/2021 14:34

@ReginaaPhalange I adore Toto.
But consider this to be perfectly acceptable crush as the man has everything ( small sigh)

teaandtoastwithmarmite · 17/11/2021 14:50

@furbabymama87

Ringo was actually quite cute but George was a sex god. Even in his older years I don't think I've ever seen anyone so gorgeous.
I thought Paul McCartney was the gorgeous one tbh Grin
furbabymama87 · 17/11/2021 14:52

Macca was cute younger but George was amazing. Got a huge canvas of him facing my bed and one in my kitchen. I'm insane.

TrampolineForMrKite · 17/11/2021 15:11

I don’t know if anyone’s shared this already, but here’s a buff young Dominic Raab back when he was boxing about 25yrs ago for all you Raab Lovers. I still think you’re sick in the head, but consider this a gift.

TrampolineForMrKite · 17/11/2021 15:12

@furbabymama87

Macca was cute younger but George was amazing. Got a huge canvas of him facing my bed and one in my kitchen. I'm insane.
I read recently that he apparently has an affair with Madonna in the 80s. Cant blame her.
Planesmistakenforstars · 17/11/2021 15:38

Vladimir Putin.

furbabymama87 · 17/11/2021 15:44

I heard that too. Can't blame her either. I'd cut my arm off to fuck him.

notanotherbloodyusername1000 · 17/11/2021 15:48

@TrampolineForMrKite

I don’t know if anyone’s shared this already, but here’s a buff young Dominic Raab back when he was boxing about 25yrs ago for all you Raab Lovers. I still think you’re sick in the head, but consider this a gift.

Guilty 🤪🥵🥰

TrampolineForMrKite · 17/11/2021 16:13

@furbabymama87

I heard that too. Can't blame her either. I'd cut my arm off to fuck him.
@furbabymama87 she was married to Sean Penn at the time too, I mean if given the option I know who is rather shag, even if he was 20yrs older.
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