Who do you hate yourself for fancying?

[Afonavon]

I am listening to the various covers of Time after Time (after watching hearing it on an advert), and found a Ronan Keating version.

I remember being so disappointed in him having an affair with a backing dancer back in the day, and though so much less of him because of it.

Listening to his version of Time after Time just fluttered something in my stomach awakening an old crush I had in my teenage years. He was beautiful and I loved his voice (but he did a fucking selfish thing which pissed me off massively at the time).

@notanotherbloodyusername1000 so, so sick 🤮😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Olivier from Angela Black, a despicable human being but I reckon he'd be an amazing shag.

And Joe Marler makes my nether regions tingle.

@FindingMeno

Michael Portillo. Oh the shame

Bumped into him at the Ballet (one and only time I've been) he smelt like you'd want to jump on him. Short though!

Brian Connolly too, he has a twinkle in his eye and I can imagine him chasing me around the house. (God ducking HRT).

Fiona Bruce she looks naughty

Jennifer Saunders

Janine from Eastenders

Something about Gail Platt as well

@donquixotedelamancha

Sauron. The Silmarillion version where he was really hot. Even after, gotta love a bad boy.

I get that. The scene where he first puts his finger in the ring is very dogeared in my copy.

Didn't think I'd get any takers, but it's nice when the Internet brings like-minded people together.

Not a celeb but my dentist! I was gutted when he said there was nothing wrong with my teeth and he'll see me in 6 months Even my husband knows I have a soft spot for him 🤣

Krishnan Guru-Murthy 😍

I had a filthy sex dream about pre cosmetic surgery Simon Cowell that gave me a 3 month crush

Ray Winston

Masood from Eastenders
Taron Egerton
David Haye
Daley Thompson

....and Peter Kay!

(Oh be still, my beating fanny)

Detective Columbo an extraordinarily intelligent man who always catches the guilty ones, to the untrained eye he’s bumbling and out of his depth but he has a sixth sense coupled with a scientific mind......... oh lord help me!
Don't forget his glass eye

@VitalsStable

Brian Connolly too, he has a twinkle in his eye and I can imagine him chasing me around the house. (God ducking HRT).

Oh he makes my teeth itch Can't stand him 🤣

Most of these are perfectly mainstream, attractive people with no obvious social flaws. I’m intrigued as to why you would ‘hate yourself’ for fancying them.

Yes to The Mandolorian. As long as he kept his helmet on. Same with Darth Vader.

Real people weird crushes are Seth Rogan and Adam Driver (as Adam in girls or Kylo Ren)

Elon musk. And it's not to do with his money! (I wish it was) I just find him really attractive which is worrying and he's not my normal type I promise!

Cole Sprouse. Could stare at him all day. But he’s 17 years younger than me and when I realised he was one of the kids in Zac and Cody, I felt like a perv!!
I feel no shame for my other sleb crushes but hate myself for the one I have for a colleague. Keep trying to turn it off but I can’t.

I often fantasise about shagging Monty Don in the paradise garden.

Harry Styles....I'm 52...😔

Greg Davies - just find hi sexy but his attitude to tall women just sucks - as if it is deeply offensive to hi to find a tall woman attractive!

But damn would I - yes
Likelihood - zero - I am 6ft 1!

Loki

Ok, I'll admit it. Dee Snider is kinda hot now he's older. He did nothing for me at all as a younger man but now he is absolutely embracing the aging hippy/rock star look and it works.

@CampervanQueen I'm traumatised after reading that

@VienneseWhirligig

There's a bit of a list...

Ray Winstone
Michael Ball
Ed Balls
Philip Glenister

Oh I love Michael Ball. Used to have a crush on Charlie sheen. And the Wales manager Chris Coleman.