Check out the Nursery on photo 22.

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I'm guessing with the steps in photo 1 and the fact that the rest of the house seems to be designed for partying, the new baby has forced a change of plan?

Love the giant croissant in the nursery

@slightlyworriedthissunday exactly what I thought! It’s a lovely house but some of the decor is a bit odd.

Gosh, a sea of beige! Some of it is quite nice, some a bit tacky but the Chanel pic screams 'footballer's wife' at me. I would find all those browns depressing.

I would find all those browns depressing

Me too.

It's a very gloomy house. And more like a show home.

how many sofa's does one house need! Literally one in every room!!

That has to be a footballer's home...

It’s rather soulless

It says it’s a new build, which explains some of the show homey elements, but at the same time doesn’t seem show homey enough to be staged…
Weird. Just down the road from me though, for when I have a spare £3.5m 👍🏻

That cot with the padding on the outside and material draped over the top does not look like a safe sleeping space.

Definitely very football wives.

My first thought was, it has to be a footballers house

The floor plans are just madness. They have his and hers dressing rooms which are bigger than most people's bedrooms. It's like every bedroom is almost a self contained flat.

The stuff of nightmares

"Her" dressing room is nearly as big as my entire downstairs

Grey rug in the living room looks like a dust-sheet, even got a great big handprint on it. Not many pics of the garden.

could be the Vardy's house

its someone with a daughter called Olivia according to the nursery bunting....vardy's baby would fit but they have older children too...and i didnt see any other kids rooms

unless they are slate grey/beige/brown like the rest

It is decorated in so much brown and beige.
Even the ghastly grey that is so popular now is better than all that brown.

What a ghastly pile!

could be the Vardy's house?

Oh, could it be?

That house couldn’t be more hideous if it tried!

I actually like the nursery croissant, it looks snuggly and inviting. Perfect for a sleep-deprived parent.

It's hard to imagine a less child-friendly house.

I imagine that would be the house of someone like Mark Wright and his wife Michelle.

The staircase in picture 12 looks fucking terrifying. Definitely not a family-friendly home, but at least all the brown won't show up any muck from the kid.

Yeah the baby bunting says Olivia and the vardys baby is called Olivia. Maybe the other kids rooms aren’t photographed?

I actually prefer ott grey to all the beige and brown