Which mumsnet sin have you committed today?

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I have left the curtains in the top bedroom closed to keep the sun off the room

I played a shooter video game with DS till 2am. He is 20 as a disclaimer.

Someone parks in front of my house daily and I don’t care.

I gave DS a biscuit as a bedtime snack.

If I have an issue with DH, or any other person, I have a conversation with them before posting on MN for advice

I am laying on the bed trying to nap.

I'm loving this thread 😂

Ooo how was the wedding @bloodywhitecat?

I had a lovely coffee withDDIL and we don’t hate each other at all.

I don't belong on Mumsnet anyway as I'm forever sinning.
Just today I have fed two of my children Coco pops for breakfast.
I myself played a little playstation whilst the baby napped, how awful!
I didn't feed my 10 month old only organic vegetables, but just regular food I have laying around as I'm in need of doing a shop.
I could go on forever..

I could go on.

I've just driven over to my Mils house to drop a book that I enjoyed. She made me a coffee, we walked round the garden admiring all the lovely flowers. She said how pretty I looked. She's ace.

I had lasagne, chips and garlic bread last night, three carbs in one meal and it was bloomin lovely.
I have sinned !

Smoked
Drunk a vat of coffee but not had brekkie which appears has never made sense to me
Homeschooled my child (not through choice but others don't seem to get why here)
Done 100% of household chores despite the fact DP is home 24/7 (it's just how it works out)

I prepared a pasta salad for a bbq

I have just answered the door even though no one has made an appointment to call . It was an Amazon delivery . I hung out washing yesterday and it is still there .
I plan to have a glass of wine with my tea today !

Oh well, here we go:
I wear clothes once and wash them
I own and use a tumble dryer daily
I have 2 loo brushes
I have 2 dogs and 2 cats, they all sleep on the bed.
I leave the kids (14 & 11) at home whilst I go to work.
I don't limit screen Time.
I drink alcohol in front of the kids.
I am fat and confident.
If someone pisses me off I sort it with them rather than agonising about it on MN.
I have plenty of clothes but they are cheap rather than last a lifetime quality.
I don't have a NT membership.
I could go on but I suspect you are bored now

I went to work at Wetherspoons.
I had to walk there because I can't drive.

Laying in bed and eating

I have a fizzy rhubarb drink.

I'm quite getting into this, my litany of MN crimes could go on forever. I only work part time. I forget to study. I haven't washed my jeans.

Both dogs sleep on my bed, sometimes let them lick the plates. Wash their bowls in the same dish water as other plates.

Let the washing up drip dry over night, if I've washed up that night.

I have nothing cooked from scratch for lunch, I think it’ll be a frozen pizza day

@Frownette

Ooo how was the wedding *@bloodywhitecat*?

It was bloody amazing, small, intimate and great fun. Our little fosterling stole the show and we were so glad we refused all offers of respite for him and had him with us. DH looks like he will be accepted for a trial medication and we have recently had a newborn move in with us. Thank you for asking.

Hot tub
Loo brush
Don’t care who wants to use what toilet
Not slim
Like my MIL
Love my DH even though he annoys me sometimes and isn’t perfect

Just thought of 2 more:

1. My copy of TV and Satellite Weekly arrived in the post today. It has adverts for stair lifts and walk-in showers on the back most weeks. I cancelled my subscription to London Review of Books and took this one out instead: the LRB articles are too long and I want to know what's on the expensive telly package I pay for.

2. I took out a load of 0% finance for furniture I could have paid for outright. This means that we can't get a self-catering cottage in North Norfolk in August.

I havent made my bed and ive let my toddler watch tv. SEND ME TO MN JAIL.

I have several pairs of Hotter shoes.

I love my tumble dryer I'm not having a washing line so there..

Ddog sleeps on my bed. Kids have got pepperami in their lunch boxes.

I use Amazon all the time.

I work full time and I'm a single parent. Though that might be the school mums issue rather than mn.

I use sun beds.

Moon cups are shit.

Washable nappies we're a disaster.

I don't raw feed the spaniel.

I'm nc with my dad.

I wear pants to bed abs pyjamas.

Took the day off just so I could be in the house alone for the first time in 18 months !!!
Ate my breakfast at 10am in my pjs
Tinkered with my hot tub chemicals so we can enjoy it again now the sun is shining
Helped dd22 online with something voluntarily
Threw leftovers away I’d forgotten in the fridge
Booked a weekend break for dh and I as I like him
Having a massage this afternoon

I will log out of mumsnet now and hang my head in shame .