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Rude songs you like

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Soubriquet · 22/05/2021 15:17

Please note...these songs contain profanity. Read at your own peril WinkGrin

So I shall start with these three

No more fucks to give

you are a cunt

London underground

OP posts:
ShivRoy · 23/05/2021 08:42

Put Your Dick Away by Bridget Everettt

SomethingNastyInTheBallPool · 23/05/2021 10:58

@newnortherner111 Haha! Definitely not.

PrawnofthePatriarchy · 23/05/2021 15:53

The Bonny Black Hare by Fairport Convention. We got married on the 14th of May in honour of the song.

Piemam · 23/05/2021 18:24

Another one for Closer - Nine Inch Nails.
Also Back that Azz Up - Juvenile.

carbon60 · 23/05/2021 20:10
cheap thrills Frank Zappa
groundcontroltomontydon · 23/05/2021 20:50

Super Furry Animals The Man Don't Give a Fuck - pleasingly sweary rather than rude

Luuby86 · 23/05/2021 23:44

Anything Frank Zappa

NiceGerbil · 23/05/2021 23:49

The first one I used to love but sadly when googled recently it had scantily clad women doing sexy dancing which seemed at odds with the song!

Closer others have mentioned is a great song.

You suck- consolidated. When it played at the club all the blokes literally ran off the dancefloor!

I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,
You're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,
'Cause it's your turn now.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
If you're worried about babies, you can lower your risk-
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss.
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit.
You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit.
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm.
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm.
I can tell it's making you scared jut thinking of it,
But you better learn to love it.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
When you hear safe sex, you snicker under your breath.
We got to take cover, we're flirting with death.
Aids is our problem, we've got to talk.
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock.
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift,
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit.
Dinners on, get busy with my booty.
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity.
I know you're sad, luscious pussy with a cover.
I'm aching, too, we can't taste each other.
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke.
This ain't no joke.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
Sisters, you've got the power, use it.
You brought a condom, right?
Huh?
I'm unprotected.
Ain't you on the pill?
Oh, that was great and everything, but you know
I think it's your turn to go down on me.
I'm tired, I'm tired.
What do you mean your tired?
Come on baby, come on.
No, no, that's awful, that taste-terrible.
You asshole, you shit.
Well, I know you think it's a real drag,
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag.
Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break.
'Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache.
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? (uh!)
Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses,
Get your face between my thighs.
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down baby.
You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around

PickAChew · 23/05/2021 23:51

Showing my age - Mama's got a Squeezebox.

JerushaSturgis · 23/05/2021 23:58

Lots of Rammstein songs @getyourfreakon Grin
A bit of a cliché but I really love 'Killing in the Name of' in the car!

LadyofMisrule · 23/05/2021 23:59

The marvellous Boothby Graffoe twitter.com/boobygraffoe/status/1316087830532239364?s=21
There’s fuck all you can do.

rubydoobydoo · 24/05/2021 00:04

I see Kevin Bloody Wilson has already been mentioned - my favourite is Absolute Cunt Of a Day (and it always cheers me up if u've just had one!)

Laufeythejust · 24/05/2021 00:06

When I was a teenager there was a rude version of jingle bell rock out called suck on my cock and I have to stop myself singing the rude version when it’s on the radio.

AliceSprings123 · 24/05/2021 00:13

Currently the song that's making me laugh a LOT is Smokie's 'Alice - who the fuck is Alice?'

sandgrown · 24/05/2021 00:14

When I was young Je T’aime was considered very rude and banned on the radio but I loved it and still think it’s very sexy .

OhGiveUp · 24/05/2021 15:41

The sweary version of living next door to Alice.
Every time the Smokie ( original version ) is on the radio, both me and DH end up saying ' Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? ' every time the name is mentioned.
Childish I know.
Another one of my favourites is Fuck the macarana. Not one to play at your grannies birthday bash.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 24/05/2021 15:57

I have a fond memory of a car journey with my American niece, then maybe 16, when I was teaching her ‘Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness...’.
IIRC it was after she’d asked what ‘rugby songs’ were.😂

She loved it - we had to repeat until she had it word perfect.
IIRC we also sang, ‘Roll me over in the clover....’ but the other was def. her favourite.

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