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Rude songs you like

92 replies

Soubriquet · 22/05/2021 15:17

Please note...these songs contain profanity. Read at your own peril WinkGrin

So I shall start with these three

No more fucks to give

you are a cunt

London underground

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Poshjock · 22/05/2021 20:22

Anthrax Starting up a Posse - about censorship. Lots of swearing and catchy.

Poshjock · 22/05/2021 20:23

Fascinating Aida - Christmas Message (don’t be a cunt). I find I sing it in my head a lot.

percheron67 · 22/05/2021 20:25

The Ball of Kirriemuir. Total filth. Rugger song.

TheFutureIs · 22/05/2021 20:30

Peaches Fuck the Pain AwY

deedsnotwords11 · 22/05/2021 20:36

Tenacious D! Fuck her gently

Messedupneedchocolatenow · 22/05/2021 20:39

My Ding A Ling by Chuck Berry

Annoy · 22/05/2021 20:43

Mr Traumatik\Devil man Drum and Bass Father

Annoy · 22/05/2021 20:46
KilljoysDutch · 22/05/2021 20:46

Dicked down in Dallas is a fantastic song Grin
Heels on by Lady Saw
Play by David Banner

Messedupneedchocolatenow · 22/05/2021 20:50

@SallySycamore

And .
V Victoria Wood. Speaking of which I loved The Ballad of Barry and Frieda!
ikeairgin · 22/05/2021 20:53

The Pleasant Pheasant Plucker's song

I used to be able to recite all verses

Also the Irish Sicknote is hilarious, although not rude

GuyFawkesDay · 22/05/2021 20:54

Oh yes and Canter by Gerry Cinnamon.

Daisychainsandglitter · 22/05/2021 20:57

Came on to say Closer by Nine Inch Nails but I've been beaten to it!

Davina69 · 22/05/2021 21:10

It has to be side to side by Ariana Grande for me

TheCanyon · 22/05/2021 21:30

@Messedupneedchocolatenow

My Ding A Ling by Chuck Berry
To counteract I'll go for Buck Cherry crazy bitch m.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q
RiderGirl · 22/05/2021 21:36

Wrong Way by Sublime, I'm surprised it was never banned!

Mrsmophead · 22/05/2021 21:39

Yes. Anything by Fascinating Aida🤣

UhtredRagnarson · 22/05/2021 21:42

Dear penis.

APJ1 · 23/05/2021 02:14

One I got from a similar thread elsewhere - a Danchall track called 'Pon Di Cocky' by Aidonia.

TanteRose · 23/05/2021 02:25

WAP is great - the mash up with Harry Styles TPWK is genius

Also from the early 90s, You Suck by The Yeastie Girls is brilliant

TanteRose · 23/05/2021 02:26

WAP x Harry

Chienloup · 23/05/2021 03:29

I like WAP. I'm not target audience but I don't care.
A song called Les Sucettes by Serge Gainsbourg and France Gall.

newnortherner111 · 23/05/2021 07:39

SomethingNastyInTheBallPool Ian Dury's songs and albums are not those to play when your elderly aunt visits. Especially New Boots and Panties.

wishywashywoowoo70 · 23/05/2021 08:36

Buckcherry. Crazy Bitch

wishywashywoowoo70 · 23/05/2021 08:39

Also One in a Million by Guns n Roses

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