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Rude songs you like

92 replies

Soubriquet · 22/05/2021 15:17

Please note...these songs contain profanity. Read at your own peril WinkGrin

So I shall start with these three

No more fucks to give

you are a cunt

London underground

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TooMinty · 22/05/2021 18:32

You Sexy Motherfucker by Prince
Any song by Arab Strap 😊

HeyDemonsItsYaGirl · 22/05/2021 18:33

Pantera's Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills.

And along the lines of the OP, You Can't Say Cunt In Canada (Kevin Bloody Wilson) and Dear Penis (not sure who by!)

FionnulaTheCooler · 22/05/2021 18:33

I may or may not have "Who the Fuck is Alice" on my Spotify playlist Blush.

2tired2bewitty · 22/05/2021 18:34

I was also coming to say London Underground - always used to sing it myself as I tramped across town during tube strikes.

Pretty much anything by Amateur Transplants is very much NSFW

Soubriquet · 22/05/2021 18:35

Ah that song is famous in my family

We used to go to a new year eves party every year and who the fuck is Alice was regularly played each year

One day, my cousin, who was about 4 at time, asked Nan what her mums name was. My nans mum was called...Alice.

And ever so innocently, my cousin piped up with “Alice! Alice! Who the fuck is Alice?!” Grin

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SomethingNastyInTheBallPool · 22/05/2021 18:41

Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury. Not sweary, but absolutely filthy subtext.

LavendulaAngustifolia · 22/05/2021 18:43

Fuck the Pain away by Peaches.
Sir Psycho sexy by red hot chili peppers.

queenrollo · 22/05/2021 19:08

Arsehole by Snuff

bellropes · 22/05/2021 19:18

Short Dick Man 😜

BeeyatchPlease · 22/05/2021 19:21

Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Brilliant song and utter filth!

brogo · 22/05/2021 19:29

My Sharona and Blurred lines, hate the fact that I find them so catchy!

purrswhileheeats · 22/05/2021 19:30

Omg that Khia song! Took me right back to my holiday in Turkey in 2004 Blush

Doja Cat Go to Town is v filthy Wink

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 22/05/2021 19:51

I'm pretty sure most Green Day songs have swearing in them. I fucking love Green Day

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 22/05/2021 19:56

Local God by Everclear (on Romeo+Juliet soundtrack album)

NatashaAlianovaRomanova · 22/05/2021 19:56

DD was listening to a country song called Dicked Down in Dallas the other day shes 19 so allowed to listen to inappropriate songs I was horrified at the lyrics but the tune is very catchy & I've found myself singing it as I'm pottering around Blush

LaurieFairyCake · 22/05/2021 19:58

Ja ja ding dong

Eurovision Wink

Aalvarino · 22/05/2021 20:00

Doves in the Wind by SZA and Kendrick Lamar. Probably not one to play around the kids but a feminist anthem and great takedown of misogynist music.

Iorderedyouapancake · 22/05/2021 20:00

Bloody motherfucking arsehole by Martha wainwright is genius

FatCatThinCat · 22/05/2021 20:02

I quite like the Australian dude Kevin Bloody Wilson. My fave is this Christmas one. 'Santa Claus you cunt, where's my fucking bike' Grin

GeidiPrimes · 22/05/2021 20:07
by Sleaford Mods if someone's pissed me off/menopausal rage.

BOC in YT search box brings up lots of sad, lonely, men angrily ranting about what a bunch of terrible cunts we are Sad Angry. YT obviously doesn't mind hosting hate speech.

FionnulaTheCooler · 22/05/2021 20:10

There are a few songs I love from The Darkness that I can't listen to when DD is around. Pretty much everything from the Permission to Land album except "I believe in a thing called love." "Get your hands off of my woman, motherfucker" and "Giving up giving a fuck" are particularly inappropriate for young ears.

SisyphusDad · 22/05/2021 20:11

'Why D'Ya Do It?' from Marianne Faithful's album 'Broken English'.

GuyFawkesDay · 22/05/2021 20:13

I do love a bit of Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq

No more fucks to give
Well this is shit
Stag Do (please don't)

Also Green Day American idiot

OooPourUsACupLove · 22/05/2021 20:15

‘Too drunk to fuck’ Dead Kennedys. So damn catchy!

teaandcustardcreamsx · 22/05/2021 20:19

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt ... don’t need to say anything about that one Wink

Fuck you is a great one when I’m annoyed with someone. Used to hate wap bur it’s growing on me. And who the fuck is alice