I need a funny name to post a parcel to.

[Opplesandbononos]

Wasn't sure how to title this.

I send parcels to my boyfriend with funny names, the last one was Dan Gleebits. His 11 year old son found it hilarious, so now I want to send his son a parcel in a funny name, but all the silly names I can think of are too rude.

So im looking for a funny name to send his son a parcel that isn't too rude, any suggestions?

Hughs Arted

Lee Keybutt

Sorry, should say
Mr E. Packet

Stupid spelling mistake!!

You lot are great!! There's some really good ones here. Now I have to try and choose one.

I'll send it through Amazon, never had an issue with the name thing before, I know he has neighbours that will take in things for him. It will something that can be posted through the letter box, probably a book or something as he loves reading.

Ivor Windybottom

Phil McAvity is probably a bit rude. Usually goes with Ben Dover.

My auntie sent this to me on a floppy disk when I was at university.... that’s how long ago it was! Plenty of belters in here!