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I need a funny name to post a parcel to.

57 replies

Opplesandbononos · 15/05/2021 17:30

Wasn't sure how to title this.

I send parcels to my boyfriend with funny names, the last one was Dan Gleebits. His 11 year old son found it hilarious, so now I want to send his son a parcel in a funny name, but all the silly names I can think of are too rude.

So im looking for a funny name to send his son a parcel that isn't too rude, any suggestions?

OP posts:
Renovation2021 · 15/05/2021 17:31

Scott Chegg?

Firstbornunicorn · 15/05/2021 17:32

Mr B. Bucket-[surname]?

EggysMom · 15/05/2021 17:32

Is Hugh Janus too rude?

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hellolittlebaby · 15/05/2021 17:37

This might keep you going for quite a few parcels!

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Bart%27sprankk_calls

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Willy Ornot

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Tiredmumno1 · 15/05/2021 17:38

Love Scott Chegg 😂

OP I love your name 😁

Cam2020 · 15/05/2021 17:43

I obviously have the humour of an 11 year old because I found that pretty funny too Grin

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Jongleurterre · 15/05/2021 17:45

Peter File.

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