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I need a funny name to post a parcel to.

57 replies

Opplesandbononos · 15/05/2021 17:30

Wasn't sure how to title this.

I send parcels to my boyfriend with funny names, the last one was Dan Gleebits. His 11 year old son found it hilarious, so now I want to send his son a parcel in a funny name, but all the silly names I can think of are too rude.

So im looking for a funny name to send his son a parcel that isn't too rude, any suggestions?

OP posts:
ilikebungalows · 15/05/2021 18:06

Fart Oogo

BitOfAFaff · 15/05/2021 18:06

Arthur Sleep
Gail Force
Keith Fit

These are from Gigglebiz on Cbeebies Grin.

SkiingIsHeaven · 15/05/2021 18:08

Phil McCracken.

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LeanneBrownsLonelyBraincell · 15/05/2021 18:11

Sorry to interject, boring person question incoming.....

What happens if they're not in when the parcel arrives and have to go to the sorting office with ID to pick it up?

AppleJane · 15/05/2021 18:14

@LeanneBrownsLonelyBraincell

Sorry to interject, boring person question incoming.....

What happens if they're not in when the parcel arrives and have to go to the sorting office with ID to pick it up?

If it's letterbox size the postie will just push it through Smile

MournfulTromboneNoise · 15/05/2021 18:18

Wilma Bumtoot

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Robin Banks
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MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 15/05/2021 18:25

Seymour Butts.

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(I laughed too).

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P. Niss
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Sorry they are so puerile and absolutely pathetic but it made me snigger

WannabePilot · 15/05/2021 18:29

Wilma Bumtoot is genius Grin Love Scott Chegg as well. Totally going to steal these and make my kids giggle

DarlingWithoutYou · 15/05/2021 18:32

Hugh Jeers is a classic if Hugh Janus is too rude!

FourteenthDoctor · 15/05/2021 18:35

Mr R Swipes

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 15/05/2021 18:38

Decades there was an Honor Head working in another department at my firm. Maiden name. What were her parents thinking of!

Elouera · 15/05/2021 18:44

Jock Strapp

Twizbe · 15/05/2021 18:44

Only do this when you know they will be in.

A few years ago my brother sent our Christmas gifts to us addressed to Father Christmas.

We missed the delivery. The jobsworth at the post office wouldn't give me the parcel as my ID did not have the name Father Christmas on it 🙄

Elouera · 15/05/2021 18:44

Paddy O'Furniture

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Can someone explain Keith Struggles to me please 😳

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R. Soles ( there's a shoe shop in Chelsea by this name too!)

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B. Oddie

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