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Let's write a story. 3 words each

1000 replies

Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 20:44

Chasing my tail...

Maggiesfarm · 09/05/2021 20:46

and leaping gayly

ANewDawnANewDay · 09/05/2021 20:47

Skipped over mushrooms

DobbyTheHouseElk · 09/05/2021 20:47

the doctor came

GloomyWaters · 09/05/2021 20:48

And pulled out...

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 20:48

Aha magic mushrooms...

zmw69lol · 09/05/2021 20:49

prescribed woof sex

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 20:51

Doggy style anyone?
Blush

gollymissdolly · 09/05/2021 20:52

Sorry not tonight

MrsFin · 09/05/2021 20:53

But perhaps tomorrow

zmw69lol · 09/05/2021 20:58

took a shit

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 20:58

With Christian Gray

BurtonHouse · 09/05/2021 20:59

under the table

Ellmau · 09/05/2021 21:01

but sadly lacking

Pansypotter123 · 09/05/2021 21:02

Where it mattered

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 21:09

Micro penis sadly..

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 21:10

Explains so much;

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 21:16

Off to Lovehoney..

JustAddCoffee91 · 09/05/2021 21:27

To buy a

HarrisMcCoo · 09/05/2021 21:32

Giant pink dildo

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 21:32

Set of handcuffs.

JustAddCoffee91 · 09/05/2021 21:37

(Not adding but this should actually get published) 😂😂

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 09/05/2021 21:40

And gimp mask.

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 21:44

Bumped into dm!!
Blush

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 21:47

Styled it out

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