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Original poster

Let's write a story. 3 words each

1000 replies

Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
MMM2 · 09/05/2021 21:48

New covid masks

Ellmau · 09/05/2021 21:48

This was awkward

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 09/05/2021 21:50

If not uncomfy

Pansypotter123 · 09/05/2021 21:57

and also somewhat

iklboo · 09/05/2021 21:58

But undoubtedly stylish

Sobloodyexhausted · 09/05/2021 21:58

Later that week

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 21:59

With nipple tassels

JustAddCoffee91 · 09/05/2021 21:59

Boris Johnson farted

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 09/05/2021 22:00

And singed pubes

MMM2 · 09/05/2021 22:02

Smelt of bullshit.

Sobloodyexhausted · 09/05/2021 22:05

Yuck said Carrie!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 09/05/2021 22:06

Grunt went Bojo

GloomyWaters · 09/05/2021 22:07

Can we have...

Sobloodyexhausted · 09/05/2021 22:08

Sardines on toast?

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 22:08

Where's Matt Hancock?

JustAddCoffee91 · 09/05/2021 22:09

Protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 09/05/2021 22:11

Mating with cats

HereLiveIAmNotACat · 09/05/2021 22:13

Tiger King gasped

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 22:13

In Buckingham Palace

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 09/05/2021 22:15

The Queen miaowed

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 22:17

Save my corgis...

getyourfreakon · 09/05/2021 22:43

Or fight me

Halfhardy · 09/05/2021 22:43

At that moment

MMM2 · 09/05/2021 23:00

Meghan came in

JustAddCoffee91 · 09/05/2021 23:02

Her waters broke

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