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Let's write a story. 3 words each

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Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 18:21

Just like Tina...

StillCoughingandLaughing · 09/05/2021 18:32

Whilst totally plastered

Ellmau · 09/05/2021 18:34

on vodka and

GloomyWaters · 09/05/2021 18:41

now feeling giddy

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 18:43

Matt looked concerned

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 18:45

Where was Luke?

MMM2 · 09/05/2021 18:54

With darth vader

dazzlerdo · 09/05/2021 18:54

In the toilet

spookybitches · 09/05/2021 19:00

Having a massive

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 19:05

Nose bleed episode ..

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 19:06

Use the force!

iklboo · 09/05/2021 19:07

Said Princess Leia

PenguinBarnotBird · 09/05/2021 19:44

As she hoisted

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 19:46

Her knickers up

BurtonHouse · 09/05/2021 19:48

And braced herself

Minnie888 · 09/05/2021 19:49

One....two.....three!

teaandcustardcreamsx · 09/05/2021 19:54

EAT ORANGE PEEL

MrsFin · 09/05/2021 19:59

Said no-one, ever

iklboo · 09/05/2021 20:08

Strawberries are nicer

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 20:13

With whipped cream

Heatingsystemwoes · 09/05/2021 20:18

And chocolate sauce

Aprilwasverywet · 09/05/2021 20:19

Poured on seductively...

zmw69lol · 09/05/2021 20:23

My dog moaned

GlutenFreeGingerCake · 09/05/2021 20:26

Not this again

Heatingsystemwoes · 09/05/2021 20:36

But it’s fun!

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