Worst human ever (probably dramatic)

[iamtheoneandonlyyy]

I feel terrible! A year or so ago I saw a black dot in my sink and went to wash it away when I realised it was the teeniest baby snail.
I rescued it and I've taken care of it until the weather gets a little bit warmer and he/ she gets bigger.
I was thinking of releasing it and I've just cleaned out it's little home. I noticed it wasn't in there so had a look around and spotted it in the kitchen wall. I've just tried to move it and heard a little crack noise now I've cracked the shell slightly after all this time. I feel awful!! It's still on the wall, I'm hoping to somehow get it back into its home and really really hoping it heals.
Not much point to this post except to share my extreme guilt

cull the runts

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Oh OP, I think you're bonkers but in the best way. I want to be just like you

Good luck Snaily!!

Cull the runts 😂 sounds like a great band name. Or a dangerous tongue twister
The egg shells have been a massive hit as much as I can tell and all seems well in there.
I really appreciate the advice

Oh, I feel bad about all the snails I have drowned in Heinekin Export (the buggers ignored the cheaper lagers).

You are lovely, OP. I hope Snaily has a long and happy life. Tell him/her to avoid alcohol at all costs.

So next time we see a snail we can call it a real dick head??

How's Snaily, op?