I know we all love a Chester drawers, but I have one better

[FelicityBeedle]

Introducing the fabulous new piece of furniture, the shezlon!

That is awful! I am absolutely fumming about the way people can loose their spelling and grammatical skills. It is quite discusting. Actually, bare with me and I will try to describe what I no about Chester Drawers!

Is it hand teak?

Some people call it a shays lonzh. (chaise lounge)

@TedMullins

I see your shezlon and raise you these bollnocklers

I don't even know what bollnocklers are supposed to be 😂

@WorraLiberty

Someone in my local Facebook group was complaining about the neighbours in her 'Colder Sack'.

Took me a while to work out she meant cul-de-sac 😂😂

That's about the most obvious one so far I'd say, it sounds exactly as most people say it doesn't it?

Binoculars! Another Facebook gem

I've seen an otterman being offered.

has anyone told Nigella how you're supposed to pronounce Micheal Wave?

@LadyEuphemia

I love that!!!
My Gran is a ‘Maureen’...not sure I’d want her free with the house though!

@GreenlandTheMovie

Vars is quite a common one on FB marketplace...

has anyone told Nigella how you're supposed to pronounce Micheal Wave?

Every time I hear meecro warvay I chuckle silly amounts.

Hark you! Get down from your peddlestool will you

Ah, but have you ever seen a "3p suite" advertised on Facebook marketplace???

(I have. Somewhere I've got screenshots )

Ham Bag

I shouldn't laugh though as years ago, in the ripe young age of 17 I called Lingerie, ling-a-ry
Still mortified when the room exploded with laughter

@DavidsSchitt

Stunning

I don't get the whistling kettle one sorry...

Ebay. Colours in particular. Bordo is a very popular hue, as are karky and karki.

love it!

@MagicSummer

That is awful! I am absolutely fumming about the way people can loose their spelling and grammatical skills. It is quite discusting. Actually, bare with me and I will try to describe what I no about Chester Drawers!

Ba ha ha.

Mustard mitt this has made me laugh

@TedMullins

I see your shezlon and raise you these bollnocklers.

Took me a minute!

I’ll just leave this here

Ham bag 😂😂

Someone's asking for this thread to be zapped for mocking people's literacy.

@iklboo

Someone's asking for this thread to be zapped for mocking people's literacy.

Ooooh, how d'ya know?

This is all funny but seriously, what is going wrong? are people just not reading anymore so the only time they come in contact with the word it is verbally? after all it's their language, English. It's not even their second language.

just to add, even for lack of literacy's sake, you would still know that it's pronounced 'War-drobe', along with the 'could of', 'should of', surely..people know it's 'Should Have' unless they simply don't understand English? what does Should of mean . I suppose one could forgive the 'shezlon' as it does sound like the word.